Keir Starmer

[InversneckieDob]

Now he's given away one of our colonies. He really is a muppet.

"Our colonies".
Maybe I'm wrong, and I confess I'm not fluent in "edgy" but do I draw the inference that you think colonies are a positive thing ?

[Donanddusted]

"Our colonies".
Maybe I'm wrong, and I confess I'm not fluent in "edgy" but do I draw the inference that you think colonies are a positive thing ?

He's fishing with a maggot.

[Jupiter]

"Our colonies".
Maybe I'm wrong, and I confess I'm not fluent in "edgy" but do I draw the inference that you think colonies are a positive thing ?

The problem is that they have given it to Mauritius who are very pally with China.

[Donanddusted]

So are the rest of the world. Haven't you noticed where all your goods come from?

[57vintage]

Another New New Labour charlatan trying and failing with “ordinary blokey bloke who likes fitba” schtick. Brians Leishman, what a zoomer.

Holyrood Magazine (virtual version, today).

“What’s your earliest memory?

I think it was the 1988 Scottish Cup final – Celtic vs Hearts, I could be wrong. Celtic scored twice in the last couple of minutes to come from one nil down to win two one.

What end were you in?

The Celtic end. The Hearts fans in the PLP [Parliamentary Labour Party] are starting to let themselves known to me.

But what I remember of that day is the sun. It was so warm, and I was on a crash barrier thinking I was glad I was there because if I wasn’t I would have probably ended up about 100 yards across the terracing. When Celtic scored there was this massive sea of bodies moving behind the goal.

That wasn’t my first game, but it’s the first I can remember.”

IT WAS AGAINST TSMSTID YOU FUUCKING WALLOPER. Celtic played Hearts in the semi-final and that made it difficult to face the same sack of sh1te in the final. The Plastics did the usual thing of treating a twice-replayed semi-final against us as their cup final, and predictably collapsed like sodden cardboard at Hampden. Asreholes (anag.)

Wrong ‘un.

[Mason89]

Brian is the boy who asked people to vote for him to save Grangemouth.

You would think there would come a time when Scottish Labour MPs get tired of being so publicly humiliated by their own party

[TheDeeDon]

Another New New Labour charlatan trying and failing with “ordinary blokey bloke who likes fitba” schtick. Brians Leishman, what a zoomer.

Holyrood Magazine (virtual version, today).

“What’s your earliest memory?

I think it was the 1988 Scottish Cup final – Celtic vs Hearts, I could be wrong. Celtic scored twice in the last couple of minutes to come from one nil down to win two one.

What end were you in?

The Celtic end. The Hearts fans in the PLP [Parliamentary Labour Party] are starting to let themselves known to me.

But what I remember of that day is the sun. It was so warm, and I was on a crash barrier thinking I was glad I was there because if I wasn’t I would have probably ended up about 100 yards across the terracing. When Celtic scored there was this massive sea of bodies moving behind the goal.

That wasn’t my first game, but it’s the first I can remember.”

IT WAS AGAINST TSMSTID YOU FUUCKING WALLOPER. Celtic played Hearts in the semi-final and that made it difficult to face the same sack of sh1te in the final. The Plastics did the usual thing of treating a twice-replayed semi-final against us as their cup final, and predictably collapsed like sodden cardboard at Hampden. Asreholes (anag.)

Wrong ‘un.

He is an ex golf pro, which says a lot. I never trust golfers, modern day freemasonery in my opinion.

In answer to the last book that he read, Das Kaptial. He reads it once a year, but doesn't ordinarily have time for reading due to his job.

[57vintage]

Aye, the golf mention set my teeth on edge too. I’m something of a black sheep in my family in my refusal to wear pastel breeks, Pringle pullovers, spikey footwear, baseball caps, and join the Rotary Club.

[Shetland Don]

Another New New Labour charlatan trying and failing with “ordinary blokey bloke who likes fitba” schtick. Brians Leishman, what a zoomer.

Holyrood Magazine (virtual version, today).

“What’s your earliest memory?

I think it was the 1988 Scottish Cup final – Celtic vs Hearts, I could be wrong. Celtic scored twice in the last couple of minutes to come from one nil down to win two one.

What end were you in?

The Celtic end. The Hearts fans in the PLP [Parliamentary Labour Party] are starting to let themselves known to me.

But what I remember of that day is the sun. It was so warm, and I was on a crash barrier thinking I was glad I was there because if I wasn’t I would have probably ended up about 100 yards across the terracing. When Celtic scored there was this massive sea of bodies moving behind the goal.

That wasn’t my first game, but it’s the first I can remember.”

IT WAS AGAINST TSMSTID YOU FUUCKING WALLOPER. Celtic played Hearts in the semi-final and that made it difficult to face the same sack of sh1te in the final. The Plastics did the usual thing of treating a twice-replayed semi-final against us as their cup final, and predictably collapsed like sodden cardboard at Hampden. Asreholes (anag.)

Wrong ‘un.

In fairness Vintage, he’d only have been around four or five years old though.

[TheDeeDon]

The Health Secretary Wes Streeting, is equally as big a phanny as the Toolmakers Son.

GPs are on a work to rule in England and he's doing the rounds telling us their actions punished patients. Nae sh*t Sherlock.

GPs don't take action like this lightly, they are not 'the enemy within'. Get around the table and engage with them and get it sorted.

[57vintage]

In fairness Vintage, he’d only have been around four or five years old though.

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You’re a useless grifting cúnt, Sibo.

[TheDeeDon]

Thought this thread was worth a bump.

Starmer is a c*nt and Labour are a party of c*nts. Not much more to add.

[Mason89]

Thought this thread was worth a bump.

Starmer is a c*nt and Labour are a party of c*nts. Not much more to add.

I find it utterly amazing how far Rachel Reeves has got in life

[57vintage]

I find it utterly amazing how far Rachel Reeves has got in life

Given the vocal style she employed when answering the Jeremy Corbyn question on defence v welfare spending, she may have progressed by being a member of pepperpot Nazis, the Daleks.

[TheDeeDon]

I find it utterly amazing how far Rachel Reeves has got in life

Aye, made chancellor, but can't even get the dates correct in her own LinkedIn profile.

To think, the Keir in Keir Starmer is after Keir Hardie, founder of the Labour party.

I get the feeling Keir Hardie wouldn't have approved of the c*nt either.


Is it still OK to blame Corbyn for everything?

I can't wait for Labour to start campaigning for next years elections.