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  • Discussion online elsewhere today caused me to suggest that the Manchester feds’ marvellous alsatian dog from 2008 should get a free-roving rôle in the tumbledown stands to maintain orange order.

    I was saddened to find out, however, that the heroic hound is no longer in the land of inviting lamp posts, and of the living. I think the canine vigilante might have outlived his victim though.

    RIP Rover. You brought great joy to thousands.

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    • It caught rabies after chewing on the hun

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      • Originally posted by Mason89 View Post
        It caught rabies after chewing on the hun
        Hydrophobia, isn’t it? Literally a fear of water.

        Add in the aversion to soap and there’s your exemplary hun profile.

        The reason that they stink is so that the blind and partially-sighted can hate them too. (The Northern Light, 1989-ish)

        *invites advert for Rosemount, Aberdeen-based eyewear shoppie*

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        • I'm hardly likely to help people see huns.

          If asked " is that better or worse" there would only be one answer.

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          • Originally posted by donsdaft View Post
            I'm hardly likely to help people see huns.

            If asked " is that better or worse" there would only be one answer.
            See me? See Huns? Ah hate the ****s barrawaybut!

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            • Disclaimer! ... lead singer o' ma punk band. Hun! .... but Oh fυck! ... he pulled the stops oot in the studio yesterday ... a good hun .... dinna get ma wrang - Ah'm still gettin ma heid roon it
              Last edited by NaeMairNeeps; 06-04-2022, 02:49 AM.

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              • Originally posted by NaeMairNeeps View Post
                Disclaimer! ... lead singer o' ma punk band. Hun! .... but Oh fυck! ... he pulled the stops oot in the studio yesterday ... a good hun .... dinna get ma wrang - Ah'm still gettin ma heid roon it
                My boss(St Mirren fan, good gut) was auditioning for a new lead singer and there was a standout candidate. However on checking his social media noted a multitude of hun connections and content. He wasn't given the gig. Pwoud

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                • Originally posted by NaeMairNeeps View Post
                  Disclaimer! ... lead singer o' ma punk band. Hun! .... but Oh fυck! ... he pulled the stops oot in the studio yesterday ... a good hun .... dinna get ma wrang - Ah'm still gettin ma heid roon it
                  Och Neeps min! Shouldnae have mentioned that FFS! Is he a new singist? Quandary City. Div I want to hear a hun bawling oota ma speakers!? Is the hunnage detectable? So fits the hunnage quotient of the band now? 20%? 25%? Dilution enough I s'pose. Look forward to hearing it onywye.
                  Quotient?
                  Nae sure if I've ever utilised that particular word in a sentence before.
                  Usage correct?
                  Annual post submitted.
                  Last edited by JonStrummer; 06-04-2022, 01:45 PM. Reason: Butterflies and rainbows, obviously.

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                  • Originally posted by JonStrummer View Post
                    So fits the hunnage quotient of the band now? .
                    There's 6 o' us these days, so it's a mere 16.6666% .... same as oor Tim ratio .... so the 'cheek quotient' is 33.3333% .... which sounds bad, but in oor 80s hey-day, it wis 40% Tim .... and fae 2004 until 2014 ... whenever we went oot as a 6 piece ... it was 50% !!!!

                    So, Ah think it's a better balance .... It's also a great source o' coorse humour - and we can aa tak it as weel as dish it oot
                    Last edited by NaeMairNeeps; 06-04-2022, 04:34 PM.

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                    • "On-loan Manchester United winger Amad Diallo has claimed he received "racist insults" during Rangers' victory over Motherwell on Saturday. "

                      .... my advice? with no racism intended? In the guy's best interests?
                      Go home ya hun,
                      Go home ya hun,
                      Go home ya hun go home ....

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                      • Originally posted by NaeMairNeeps View Post
                        "On-loan Manchester United winger Amad Diallo has claimed he received "racist insults" during Rangers' victory over Motherwell on Saturday. "

                        .... my advice? with no racism intended? In the guy's best interests?
                        Go home ya hun,
                        Go home ya hun,
                        Go home ya hun go home ....
                        I've no idea if the claim is true or not but with no knowledge I bet you it was from the section at the end that houses the 14/15 year olds "ultras" that at the recent cup game were giving Ramsey dog's abuse that almost caused him to pile into them

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                        • I wonder if young Lancelot and his family are paying attention.

                          Why anyone with any sort of morals, let alone a catholic or a black player, would want to play for that pond life support honestly just completely baffles me…

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                          • To become "steeped in the culture".

                            Money's a powerful motivator.

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                            • Everyone sticking there heeds in the sand ? OK I'll break ranks!! It's fu cking hellish these c u n t s getting to the euro final! F u c k me the gaps going to be massive now! Bigger than its ever been. I really can't be aseed we it anymore.

                              I remember the poster the red pimpernel! She posted that this would happen back in 2014 ish! Because our board & milne toe the party line and didn't try to change it! A once in a lifetime chance and what did milne say ? He was desperate for a strong hun back in the leauge. I have nothing but contemp for the wiggy c u n t 😡😡

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                              • I’m remaining positive. This final has the potential to be pretty spectacular

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