Rangers Then, Sevco Now, Scotland's Shame Forever....

[DonUnder]

Hud on.....

Was HG Wells.........a Currant Bun?!?!

Nah

He did get some inspiration from them though!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_S4eGrczdQ

Would have been worse if realistic of course but censorship was stricter in the 60's

[afc1903mad]

Anyone know where I can pick up a Progres Niederkorn scarf?

[sallan2000]

Some papers reporting a 300k bid from sevco for McLean, turned down.
They are a total joke of a club.

[sallan2000]

Anyone know where I can pick up a Progres Niederkorn scarf?

http://progresrangers.com/shop/

[Pacman1903]

http://progresrangers.com/shop/

Bloody half and halfs are bad enough but why would anyone want those c@nts on one half

[Stupie82]

Some papers reporting a 300k bid from sevco for McLean, turned down.
They are a total joke of a club.

300K

Thats not even a serious bid, thats just Pedro playing games again! They are a joke club, with a joke chairman, joke fans and a joke manager. No one actually takes them seriously anymore!

[Pacman1903]

300K

Thats not even a serious bid, thats just Pedro playing games again! They are a joke club, with a joke chairman, joke fans and a joke manager. No one actually takes them seriously anymore!

Apart from the people who think they are the same club, see Radio Scotland pundits(nae them all to be fair), the Scottish media, Sky Sports News among others

[afc1903mad]

Bloody half and halfs are bad enough but why would anyone want those c@nts on one half

Indeed, just fancied going to the pub on to watch the game shouting, Come On You PN's, scarf aloft

[57vintage]

"The Rangers story is one of hubris and corporate failure. Sir David's success – as an entrepreneur and a football club chairman – depended on the ever-spinning plates of debt and largely on his own chutzpah. When the crunch came finally – hitting his debt-ridden property businesses and his hugely leveraged football club simultaneously – the end was nigh."

That's "the end" Huns, whatever you may claim.

http://www.scottishreview.net/MauriceSmith290a.html

[GGMDONS]

Apart from the people who think they are the same club, see Radio Scotland pundits(nae them all to be fair), the Scottish media, Sky Sports News among others

Also players whom sign for them think they are signing for the Famous Glasgow Rangers & forget the problems thery may face at the current joke club

[ragnarok]

I typed 'Kenny McLean', '$300k' and 'Rangers' into the 'West Coast Media Article Generator' and here's what it came out with:

DON-'T DASH MY PAL KENNY'S GERS DREAM

Gers star Ryan Jack today SLAMMED ex club Aberdeen for blocking a £300k swoop to bring midfielder Kenny McLean to his boyhood heroes. The beleaguered Dons are suffering from a crushing summer exodus as a host of top stars scramble for the exit door.

Jack, who moved from Aberdeen to Rangers on a free transfer at the end of last season, insists that a Gers switch for former teammate McLean is inevitable.

"I think Kenny is in a similar position to myself. Once I found out that Rangers were interested, I didn't want to go anywhere else"

"I had some good years at Aberdeen but this is the next level. We gave Celtic a real go for a few seasons but everyone in Scotland knows that Rangers are the only club capable of challenging Celtic"

"The chance to play in front of 50,000 passionate fans every week and to play in Old Firm derbies, that's something every player in Scotland wants to experience"

And Jack reckons that McLean has all the attributes needed to lead the Gers' title charge next season.

"Kenny has been a key player for Aberdeen but he'll benefit from being surrounded by a higher caliber of player and the chance to be a Scotland International"

VILE

The [insert rag of choice] can also exclusively reveal that Jack has been undergoing therapy after VILE Dons trolls bombarded the player with sick abuse on social media.

"It's always a small number of morons. Most Aberdeen fans have been very supportive and understand that I'm moving to a bigger club to better myself"


Any clichés omitted?

[DonUnder]

I typed 'Kenny McLean', '$300k' and 'Rangers' into the 'West Coast Media Article Generator' and here's what it came out with:

DON-'T DASH MY PAL KENNY'S GERS DREAM

Gers star Ryan Jack today SLAMMED ex club Aberdeen for blocking a £300k swoop to bring midfielder Kenny McLean to his boyhood heroes. The beleaguered Dons are suffering from a crushing summer exodus as a host of top stars scramble for the exit door.

Jack, who moved from Aberdeen to Rangers on a free transfer at the end of last season, insists that a Gers switch for former teammate McLean is inevitable.

"I think Kenny is in a similar position to myself. Once I found out that Rangers were interested, I didn't want to go anywhere else"

"I had some good years at Aberdeen but this is the next level. We gave Celtic a real go for a few seasons but everyone in Scotland knows that Rangers are the only club capable of challenging Celtic"

"The chance to play in front of 50,000 passionate fans every week and to play in Old Firm derbies, that's something every player in Scotland wants to experience"

And Jack reckons that McLean has all the attributes needed to lead the Gers' title charge next season.

"Kenny has been a key player for Aberdeen but he'll benefit from being surrounded by a higher caliber of player and the chance to be a Scotland International"

VILE

The [insert rag of choice] can also exclusively reveal that Jack has been undergoing therapy after VILE Dons trolls bombarded the player with sick abuse on social media.

"It's always a small number of morons. Most Aberdeen fans have been very supportive and understand that I'm moving to a bigger club to better myself"


Any clichés omitted?

"Therapy"

Princess , no wonder the lego muncher could ragdoll him so easily

wish I could play against him

and be 30 years younger and nae sh1te of course.

[Pauldolski10]

Hahahaha surely that interview is a wind up.

[InversneckieDob]

Hahahaha surely that interview is a wind up.

I'm working on that assumption, but with the state of the MSM, it wouldnae come as a massive surprise if it was kosher.

[ragnarok]

Hahahaha surely that interview is a wind up.