I know a lot of posters on here aren't North East based and wont be down with the Doric so I ran @NaeMairNeeps post through a translator from Doric - English. (I chose Cockney but other are available on request).
Ah dinna Beans on Toast often, and fan ah dae, it's usually for a giraffe ( and why nae? ... ah get a Robin Hood 'eap o' chuckles oot o this wind ... so cheers ) ... so it winna mak a Hoppin' Pot o' difference fit ah say ... but for fit it's worf ... even if ma tuppenceworf is only worf a 'a'penny ... ah dinna gie a **** aboot rangers titles. before the bleedin' liquidation o the bloomin' auld Rub-A-Dub, ah didna ken 'a many league titles, cups etc they 'ad won ... ah didna gie **** then, ah dinna gie a **** na, and never 'ad the urge nor inklin tae find oot. as somebody previously said ... if we strip pertainin 'onours fae the record books, they will Beechams Pill claim they won them. so tae apply logic, if they 're worthless tae abody but 'them' ... they might as 'eaven and 'ell keep the f**kers ... maks nae difference. only team which 'as Kate Moss-ed oot, in terms o titles/cups is rasellick ... and in real terms, rasellick 'ae a Robin Hood case tae claim they 'ave Kate Moss-ed oot financially ... and would win it if they could be 'rsed .... but that's their problem ... and a problem I similarly dinna gie a **** aboot. i 'ate stewarty milne almost as much as ah 'ate the cheeks ... that's me problem, and wahn that ah dinna ask anybody tae gie a **** aboot.... and tae be 'onest, ah dinna gie too much a **** aboot it masel. what ah dae gie a **** aboot tho, ... is the prospect o the new Rub-A-Dub winnin any trophy atween na and the nickle and dime ah'm nae fit tae mak ma ain cup o' Rosy Lee. so **** the auld titles .... let's focus and 'strip' them o' any/all titles they Orange Peel entitled tae this season .. and the next ... and the .... in me 'humble' opinion .... I fin' it's better oor team, fae whistle and pop tae bottom, concentrates on wot we need tae do .... includin' preventin' sevco winnin their Damien Hirst ever non-diddy trophy/title ...... and we can! coyr.
Ah dinna Beans on Toast often, and fan ah dae, it's usually for a giraffe ( and why nae? ... ah get a Robin Hood 'eap o' chuckles oot o this wind ... so cheers ) ... so it winna mak a Hoppin' Pot o' difference fit ah say ... but for fit it's worf ... even if ma tuppenceworf is only worf a 'a'penny ... ah dinna gie a **** aboot rangers titles. before the bleedin' liquidation o the bloomin' auld Rub-A-Dub, ah didna ken 'a many league titles, cups etc they 'ad won ... ah didna gie **** then, ah dinna gie a **** na, and never 'ad the urge nor inklin tae find oot. as somebody previously said ... if we strip pertainin 'onours fae the record books, they will Beechams Pill claim they won them. so tae apply logic, if they 're worthless tae abody but 'them' ... they might as 'eaven and 'ell keep the f**kers ... maks nae difference. only team which 'as Kate Moss-ed oot, in terms o titles/cups is rasellick ... and in real terms, rasellick 'ae a Robin Hood case tae claim they 'ave Kate Moss-ed oot financially ... and would win it if they could be 'rsed .... but that's their problem ... and a problem I similarly dinna gie a **** aboot. i 'ate stewarty milne almost as much as ah 'ate the cheeks ... that's me problem, and wahn that ah dinna ask anybody tae gie a **** aboot.... and tae be 'onest, ah dinna gie too much a **** aboot it masel. what ah dae gie a **** aboot tho, ... is the prospect o the new Rub-A-Dub winnin any trophy atween na and the nickle and dime ah'm nae fit tae mak ma ain cup o' Rosy Lee. so **** the auld titles .... let's focus and 'strip' them o' any/all titles they Orange Peel entitled tae this season .. and the next ... and the .... in me 'humble' opinion .... I fin' it's better oor team, fae whistle and pop tae bottom, concentrates on wot we need tae do .... includin' preventin' sevco winnin their Damien Hirst ever non-diddy trophy/title ...... and we can! coyr.


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