Today's Diddy Games

[57vintage]

Anyway.....86 is without doubt the biggest f uck up.....I was at Kilbowie supporting the once michty as SAF rested players for the final next week.....we strolled to 6-0, when the scores from Love St,Dens were filtering thru in the 2nd half we all looked at each other in disbelief and the once michty remain to this day to be the last team outwith the cheeks to win the league.

SF

There's something sticks in my mind about that game v Clydebank being an early KO for some reason, and me knowing the score before the outing described below. Maybe I'm mistaken.

I was in the car park of Asda Dyce while 59 did the shopping and I looked after 85 at her fashious crawling-ower-a'thing-in-the-car best.

When the commentary (before that ****ing awful unlistenable Open All Mics pish) went over to Dens Park "where there's been a development". I assumed that the Argos Huns had scored, but horns started tooting all over the car park when it was revealed that Albert (Hibs Supporters Association Player of the Year - and they gave it him again the following season!) had punctured their bubble.

Only topped, as someone said by the events of February and June 2012.

[Jackjarvis]

There's something sticks in my mind about that game v Clydebank being an early KO for some reason, and me knowing the score before the outing described below. Maybe I'm mistaken.

I was in the car park of Asda Dyce while 59 did the shopping and I looked after 85 at her fashious crawling-ower-a'thing-in-the-car best.

When the commentary (before that ****ing awful unlistenable Open All Mics pish) went over to Dens Park "where there's been a development". I assumed that the Argos Huns had scored, but horns started tooting all over the car park when it was revealed that Albert (Hibs Supporters Association Player of the Year - and they gave it him again the following season!) had punctured their bubble.

Only topped, as someone said by the events of February and June 2012.

3 pm Vintage, a lovely sunny day, albeit Clydebank was a dump, one or two acceptable pubs, unacceptable was city centre as we headed to Queen St, seemed like every mhink had come out the woodwork....tgfitw....my @rse.

SF

[Pacman1903]

Surely up there with Jean Van De Velde as one of the biggest collapses in sporting history.

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Greg Norman plapping it to Faldo in the Masters mid 90s was a good een too

[Jackjarvis]

Greg Norman plapping it to Faldo in the Masters mid 90s was a good een too

One of the chaps fae the links had £1K on Norman at 10’s, not fine watching that for him, mind you, you only bet what you can afford to lose, thankfully I had a nibble on Willet when Spieth handed him the jacket a couple of years back.

SF

[InversneckieDob]

3 pm Vintage, a lovely sunny day, albeit Clydebank was a dump, one or two acceptable pubs, unacceptable was city centre as we headed to Queen St, seemed like every mhink had come out the woodwork....tgfitw....my @rse.

SF

I recall hearing events unfold that day in The White Heather, another in an increasingly lengthy list of hometown boozers "now flats".
I indulged mightily in schadenfreude at the fate of the Nephews of William, albeit feeling zero residual joy for the ultimate winners.

[InversneckieDob]

One of the chaps fae the links had £1K on Norman at 10’s, not fine watching that for him, mind you, you only bet what you can afford to lose, thankfully I had a nibble on Willet when Spieth handed him the jacket a couple of years back.

SF

I lumped on Faldo that night, nae to four figures worth but winnings sufficient to fund a long weekend on the sauce in Dublin.

For one night only he was "Nick" rather than "that pr1ck Faldo".

[57vintage]

On reflection, along with Dens 86, Hun administration 14.02.2012 and Hun liquidation 14.06.2012, Seville 2003 and Manchester 2008 were also cackle-worthy, and events from which I derived a huge schadenfreudian glow.

On the last mentioned, a well-known journalist texted me from his car just into Scotland, informing me that a banner stating "Welcome home losers" was hanging from an M6 or M74 flyover the day after the huns took a pasting from Zenit Leningrad, and the tarryhat dog did his bit(e) for standards of decency. Good boy, Rover. Good man "Iron Mike".

[Pacman1903]

On reflection, along with Dens 86, Hun administration 14.02.2012 and Hun liquidation 14.06.2012, Seville 2003 and Manchester 2008 were also cackle-worthy, and events from which I derived a huge schadenfreudian glow.

On the last mentioned, a well-known journalist texted me from his car just into Scotland, informing me that a banner stating "Welcome home losers" was hanging from an M6 or M74 flyover the day after the huns took a pasting from Zenit Leningrad, and the tarryhat dog did his bit(e) for standards of decency. Good boy, Rover. Good man "Iron Mike".

Both those Euro finals were great. I watched Seville with my Dad, pal and me in my Dads living room. All three had sore heads the next day at work. Get it right up you to all the 87 million pigs acolyte who went. Great night that

I watched Manchester in Ellon Golf Club (dirty bar) with a couple of Huns. "Schadenfreudian glow" indeed that night. And a sore heed at work the next day

[Jupiter]

Van de Velde will be hard to beat as the biggest and funniest choke ever.

Milan in 2005 was partly caused by that **** Gerrard diving for a penalty, which everybody seems to have forgotten about.

Greg Norman was a serial choker so I can't understand why anybody would ever bet on him winning

[RED_JOHN]

Both those Euro finals were great. I watched Seville with my Dad, pal and me in my Dads living room. All three had sore heads the next day at work. Get it right up you to all the 87 million pigs acolyte who went.

I remember doing a big dive in my living room when Porto eventually took the lead in that match much to the shock of my wife. I remember her saying “if watching them getting beat gets you in that state when it’s not even your own team I would hate to see your celebrations when Aberdeen score winners!” ....she witnessed something similar when the old huns got beat in Manchester but she was better prepared.

[sheepcrooky]

The SC Final the following week against Hertz was fantasti; glorious sunshine and signing “are you crying over there”. Stayed overnight in Weegieland that night and had an awful sore head on the Sunday.

[Jackjarvis]

Van de Velde will be hard to beat as the biggest and funniest choke ever.

Milan in 2005 was partly caused by that **** Gerrard diving for a penalty, which everybody seems to have forgotten about.

Greg Norman was a serial choker so I can't understand why anybody would ever bet on him winning

Pluto or whatever you are called, you obviously don’t know golf, The Shark had won 2 majors, had been numero uno in the world for f uck knows how many week’s previously in the past and only “choked” his way to 80+ tour wins, the chap invested what he could easily afford to lose, that’s life, VDV, albeit compulsive viewing as it all unfolded, was in retrospect, unlucky, thankfully “Chippy” gained from that as have many junior golfers in the NE.

SF

[Basingstokered]

Pluto or whatever you are called, you obviously don’t know golf, The Shark had won 2 majors, had been numero uno in the world for f uck knows how many week’s previously in the past and only “choked” his way to 80+ tour wins, the chap invested what he could easily afford to lose, that’s life, VDV, albeit compulsive viewing as it all unfolded, was in retrospect, unlucky, thankfully “Chippy” gained from that as have many junior golfers in the NE.

SF

Norman was a choker and everyone knows it with those stats he should have won more majors. Tour wins mean nothing look at how much lee Westwood has won and he’s great at majors

[Jupiter]

Pluto or whatever you are called, you obviously don’t know golf, The Shark had won 2 majors, had been numero uno in the world for f uck knows how many week’s previously in the past and only “choked” his way to 80+ tour wins, the chap invested what he could easily afford to lose, that’s life, VDV, albeit compulsive viewing as it all unfolded, was in retrospect, unlucky, thankfully “Chippy” gained from that as have many junior golfers in the NE.

SF

I know plenty about golf. It's you who doesn't know golf if you don't know that Norman is one of the biggest chokers in history.

[Jackjarvis]

Norman was a choker and everyone knows it with those stats he should have won more majors. Tour wins mean nothing look at how much lee Westwood has won and he’s great at majors

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Can you explain how the shark won 2 majors, had a great amateur career and only 80+ tour wins is a choker, with your knowledge in golf I dare say Rory/Jordan are in the same boat after what happened in Augusta to them previously, anyway, I wish to f uck I pured it like the shark in his pomp.....more importantly let’s look forward to Hampden.

SF