Today's Diddy Games

[Mason89]

I never hid in fox holes I just squeezed one out in them when ever nature called. Nothing like slaying nazis a dozen at a time to get the bowels moving.

Sorry for going off topic but I feel I need to defend myself and the other elite who fought so you might live.

I’ll take your word for it. My bowels never moved when I was facing down the Bosche

[Pacman1903]

[Jupiter]

Sevco have turned down a £10m bid for Andrew Dallas from Chinese club Guangzhou Evergrande

[mondo_notion]

I’ll take your word for it. My bowels never moved when I was facing down the Bosche

That's where your problem lies. I was busy taking the fight to the 21st Panzer division whilst you were playing about with cordless drills.

[Aldo1983]

That's where your problem lies. I was busy taking the fight to the 21st Panzer division whilst you were playing about with cordless drills.

They all use plastic pitches in the 21st Panzer Division.

[donsdaft]

In real Hun football tonight, Ferencvaros go 8 points clear in the league with 1-0 win against Honved in what was a superb match played in a fantastic atmosphere.

No penalties though.

[Mason89]

That's where your problem lies. I was busy taking the fight to the 21st Panzer division whilst you were playing about with cordless drills.

The reason there was a 21st Panzer Division is because I’d already taken out the first 20. I’ve said too much already though

[mondo_notion]

The reason there was a 21st Panzer Division is because I’d already taken out the first 20. I’ve said too much already though

touché *








* That was the name of a French town I liberated single handedly from German occupation. It's what being in the special forces is all about.

[Jackjarvis]

Sounds like a bit of match fixing going on for that one. Bet JJ made a fortune that day.

Now now, loose lips sink ships.

SF

[RED_JOHN]

Now now, loose lips sink ships.

SF

Let’s hope none of us are anywhere near a ship anytime soon

[thebeachend]

not sure if this will upload properly. I reckon Mings meant this, banned for a bloody long time is deserving.

https://twitter.com/i/status/1091759329865334789

the wounds to the face shown first and the stamp is further down the twitter thread

[Pauldolski10]

Tony Watt is a *****, had an easy header to make it 1-0 v Tims bit shat it cos he was scared of the post

[sheepcrooky]

PJM’s 2-0 up at St. Mirren and seemingly cruising into the 1/4 finals of the cup.

[andoplzcumbak]

Killie keeper just saved a tavernier penalty.

[redscot]

and sevco claim they are hard done by...