Today's Diddy Games

[Pacman1903]

I hope Dundee are as sh@te v us in a couple of weeks. Lucky they are not getting pumped. Pigs missed a good few chances

[awafaehame]

jutes score a cracker, now 1-2 to the jungle jims....5 mins to go

[Pacman1903]

I like a fitba stat and heard this watching Barcelona v Valencia

Tonight is Neymars 500th professional game (Club and country) . Hes just turned 25.

Thats f@cking mad.Compare that with a long termer like Maldini for example who played a total of 785 between the ages of 16 and 37 and got far in Europe most years and also wasnt hampered with injuries in his career

Hes still a horrible despicable cheating cockface though

Good effort all the same though.

Obviously all the times hes been shot by a sniper(500 times at least) hasnt left him injured too much

[Pacman1903]

Watching Sportscene. Dembellends dive in the box (at 2-0) was a f@cking disgrace. Nothing said about it by the pundits and and Collum does f@ck all during the game. Wouldnt have changed the game but f@ck me, how he got away unpunished is unreal. F@cking c@nt

[medw1311]

Was just reading about South Shields getting to Wembley for the FA Vase final and how Jammy they were to get there.

In the 4th round they were 4-2 down to Morpeth with just 9 minutes to go when the floodlights "failed" causing the game to be abandoned. They went on to win the rescheduled match 4-0.

[Jormungand]

Got a stream of the PJMS/St Midden challenge cup final - Serb or Croatian commentary, I think. Pretty weird. Maybe TSMSTID do have a massive global following.

[Jormungand]

Mental stuff. PJMs score a screamer to go 1-0 up, then SM equalise straight from kick-off.

[Pacman1903]

Petrodid cup. If they win it will they rename the Donald Cox Sweaty Fox stand (or fitever its called)

[Pacman1903]

2-1 up now. They will be celebrating for years to come

[redscot]

Anniversary dinners will be getting planned already...

[Pacman1903]

Congratulations on your first Petrodid, still lagging behind your illustrious neighbours in that department

Still TSMSTID? They are both on 7 trophies now

discounted lower league titles and Dundee have more Forfarshire cups so in that case. Yeah TSMSTID

[Jupiter]

Got a stream of the PJMS/St Midden challenge cup final - Serb or Croatian commentary, I think. Pretty weird. Maybe TSMSTID do have a massive global following.

It was probably Gaelic commentary, it was on that stupid Gaelic channel.

[Jormungand]

I'm handier at languages than that, min!

[Pacman1903]

I'm handier at languages than that, min!

Portuguese is just a noise to me

[Jormungand]

You working there?