Today's Diddy Games

[tencaat]

F@ckin sickener but on the upside there should be a few fat bellied staunchers jumping off the Kingston Bridge live on sevco media now

[Jupiter]

What the hell happened there, Livingston 5-0 up against Farts, including 4 goals in 8 minutes.

[Red_Don]

What the hell happened there, Livingston 5-0 up against Farts, including 4 goals in 8 minutes.

Two minutes after Hearts had a man sent off. They say one man doesn't make a team, but .......

[rico94]

It wasn’t that long ago Fearts “were uncatchable” and their summer signings didn’t take long to gel

[Aldo1983]

It wasn’t that long ago Fearts “were uncatchable” and their summer signings didn’t take long to gel

They've ungelled.

[rico94]

They've ungelled.

What the hells up with your new avatar?

[Onebobbyconnor]

Christie doesnae bother me.
His Da's an absolute handjob like.

Anyway, I'm sure once his rehab's done we'll take him back to get his match fitness up without Raselickbyrawaybutbigman having to do any work on that score.

Many a true word spoken in jest but i wouldn't be surprised if this situation transpired.

[Onebobbyconnor]

F@ckin sickener but on the upside there should be a few fat bellied staunchers jumping off the Kingston Bridge live on sevco media now

Fat bellied staunchers! Love it. That might become a regular term for Rangers fans in this parish.
Good work tencaat.

[afc1903mad]

It wasn’t that long ago Fearts “were uncatchable” and their summer signings didn’t take long to gel

I recall saying that Hearts usually fall away and their early season form was not uncatchable.
A win today and we’re above them with a game in hand.

[afc1903mad]

I recall saying that Hearts usually fall away and their early season form was not uncatchable.
A win today and we’re above them with a game in hand.

In case anyone questions it.

Still plenty of time for Hearts to Hibs it.
They've only played one team of note so far, got a refereeing decision to help them against Killie and still have plenty games to come that they will drop points

Yes, Hearts have started well and benefited by a dubious decision or two.
The season has a long way to go though so lets see how it pans out.

[NaeMairNeeps]

Aye, fair enough afc109mad, but, ye now hae me searchin for that post by one o' yer sock-puppet identities declarin that the JayTees would take Timmy aa the way tae 'Helicopter Sunday'

[Mason89]

Just seen the score.

A few of us were chatting at the end of the shift about that match. Every one of us said Livi would pump them. Afc1903mad, if you’ve got any Chufty badges left after awarding yourself some, pop them in the post

[Pacman1903]

Just woke up to the score last night

Looking at the times of all the incidents that is the definition of a capitulation right there

[NaeMairNeeps]

Aye ...
The team lost heart,
The hearts lost steam
... The Hearts team lost .... GIRFUY Levein ...

Post match interview? ...

"Should never have been a penalty, the goalkeeper was challenging fairly for a 50-50 ball. The referee, as indicated by his eagerness to issue a red card, believing a previous yellow had been issued, had it in for our goalkeeper. The Djoum sending off was outrageous, and seemed to me the referee was compensating for not managing to send off Zlamal ... otherwise, I an only assume he is a racist *******.

We had a mountain to climb from there on, but to concede four further goals, each of which was preceded by either a disadvantageous decision by the officials, or an infringement by a Livingston player which everyone in the stadium could clearly see, or at least vividly imagine apart from the match officials simply adds multiple insult to multiple injury.

I am probably shooting myself in the foot by making these comments, because I believe my team were punished severely tonight by officials who set out in collaboration from kick off to do exactly that in response to my comments following previous games.

I can only hope that some fair minded Jam Tarts stumble across them walking alone in some poorly lit, sparsely populated area and give them a 'few words of motivational advice'"

[NaeMairNeeps]

Interviewer: "What sort of words do ye think might make a difference?"

Levein: "Listen, I don't know what'll make a positive difference, and so not prepared to comment further"

Interviewer: "But, you obviously feel aggrieved, not only tonight, so you obviously want to see things change, so what kind of motivation do you think is necessary?"

Levein: "Look, I've said all I can, and suffered the consequences ... it's gonna take more than me"

Interviewer: "How many more Craig?"

Levein: "I don't know, but as many as it takes, it certainly won't be people in the game because we never win, and we can't afford to have our players and fans punished"

Interviewer: "So, Craig ... are you suggestin masked thugs wi' steel toecaps and knuckledusters?"

Levein: "That suggestion is all yours, I would be ill advised even to respond"

Interviewer: "Well, then if we're left with, as you do suggest, 'motivational words', what are we talking about here Craig?

"What collection of words will be effective? Are we lookin' at 'Die ya basτard'? 'Eat ma Doc ya cock'? 'Dis yer Ma sew?... Stitch that! ..'? 'Two hits Ref, I hit you, and you hit the deck ya cυnt!'? 'See you Jimmy? ... Yer tea's oot'? What do ye think needs to be 'said' on your behalf Craig?"

Levein: "Ah've said enough on ma own behalf Chick, so if ye don't mind, we finish there, Ok, bye"