Today's Diddy Games

[TheDeeDon]

1-1 when I checked so very pleasing to see the final score last night from Ibrox

[Jupiter]

If you combine all the 32 champions league teams into one giant group, Sevco are bottom and the Tims are third bottom. They are destroying the coefficient.

[sonofrgmsdad]

Has someone checked in on Kris Boyd? His brain (I use the term loosely) will be working overtime trying to find someone to blame. Has his tears dried up yet?

[Red Zone]

Hertz 3-0 down after only half an hour.

If my calculator is working properly I make that 12-2 (so far) this week and 36-5 after four games for our "top 3" teams

[Red Zone]

Hertz 3-0 down after only half an hour.

If my calculator is working properly I make that 12-2 (so far) this week and 36-5 after four games for our "top 3" teams

scrub that, now 4-0 and getting funnier by the minute

[Jupiter]

Fiorentina have only scored 7 goals in 9 league games this season, but they've already got 7 against Hearts in less than 2 games.

[stewarty27]

Motherwell, Dundee United, Hearts, Rangers and Celtic are an absolute embarrassment. All 5 teams from Scotland out of Europe before Halloween!
The national team not going to the World Cup!
The SFA should hide their heads in shame. For more than 30 years now we have not taught young ones how to play football but yet many have held onto their jobs and the same old cronies remain in power.
In the words of the film so eloquently put by Ewan McGregor in trainspotting…
‘ITS ****E BEING SCOTTISH’ certainly is for football right now!!!

The only bright light in all this ..the humping of the Huns.

[pieandbovrilman]

Motherwell, Dundee United, Hearts, Rangers and Celtic are an absolute embarrassment. All 5 teams from Scotland out of Europe before Halloween!
The national team not going to the World Cup!
The SFA should hide their heads in shame. For more than 30 years now we have not taught young ones how to play football but yet many have held onto their jobs and the same old cronies remain in power.
In the words of the film so eloquently put by Ewan McGregor in trainspotting…
‘ITS ****E BEING SCOTTISH’ certainly is for football right now!!!

The only bright light in all this ..the humping of the Huns.

It was a particularly bright light though!

[57vintage]

Killie 2 (Fuucking Lafferty pen, Armstrong) Jutes 1 (Middleton) in whatever they call the League Cup these days.

[NaeMairNeeps]

Killie 2 (Fuucking Lafferty pen, Armstrong) Jutes 1 (Middleton) in whatever they call the League Cup these days.

Well, I cry it the League Cup ... as you, obviously, also do, so whatever yer hypothetical 'they' call it disna metter a f*ck!

.... Fitivver it's cried tho, ... Joot oot

[donsdaft]

League Cup it is
I remember some attempt to have two trophies with the other one called the Skol Cup.
All the rest of the sponsors have wasted their money as far as I’m concerned.

Skol of course, was pish water.

[Auldtoontoby]

DD, ye can still get Skol in Brazil.

It is still as rank as ever.

[TheDeeDon]

DD, ye can still get Skol in Brazil.

It is still as rank as ever.

You can still buy it here from shops.
I never used to mind it, but I'm not a huge drinker. You have to drink it very cold though, any drop in temperature makes it very undrinkable.

[donsdaft]

I worked in a bar that sold it.
I used to have to apologise to the customers as I poured it.

[neilthedon]

I worked in a bar that sold it.
I used to have to apologise to the customers as I poured it.

Was it/Is it nae only about 3% abv ?

Back in the days before Stella Loopy juice right enough.

I mind the first 5% Lager we saw in Stoney . Bottles of Furstenberg .

Jings !! If you had one of them at the start of the night, as a young Loon , you fair felt the effect by closing time !!!

Ah, amazing looking back. Start aT 5PM , finish up by 10pm. 6 pints of wishy washy piss , Blootered . And then off to the Chinese for a HUGE Pancake roll. @ £1.
There you go, officially an Auld Mannie noo !!!