Ex-Dons

[neilthedon]

Or just about every other neighbouring town in the minking north of england.

It’s still an utter utter hole.

Aye ,right enough. That York and Harrogate. Tinky !!

Not like the lush suburbs of Lanarkshire innat ..........?

[donsdaft]

“just about “

[donsdaft]

There are some lovely towns and villages right across the UK
Very few in Scotland, a fair bit more in England.
The cities in general are crap, probably no more than half a dozen decent ones.

95% of the place is a s’hitehole, some are s’hitier than others (stoke) fair enough, but pretty pointless comparing crap with crap.

[pieandbovrilman]

Curtis Main signs for St Mirren on a two year deal .

[RED_JOHN]

Curtis Main signs for St Mirren on a two year deal .

Pick the team he will first score against?

[NaeMairNeeps]

St Mirren

[NaeMairNeeps]

But seriously, since Smurn will be in League cup groups action, I reckon he'll grab one against some wee pub team. If he disna? ... Ach, then we simultaneously nod oor heids and smirk knowingly ... and satisfy oorsels we're well rid (as in, we are well rid of - not that we have been the passive recipients of a good ride! ... I hasten to add! )

[blowupsheep]

Pick the team he will first score against?

Odds on his first goal for St Midden will be against us, opening game of the season, final score Aberdeennil nil St Midden 1

[RED_JOHN]

Odds on his first goal for St Midden will be against us, opening game of the season, final score Aberdeennil nil St Midden 1

Wait until big jumbo JET leads the line for us and bangs in a late equaliser.

Here is a good question for anyone....who will score the most goals next season, Main or JET?

[Don_Corleone]

Wait until big jumbo JET leads the line for us and bangs in a late equaliser.

Here is a good question for anyone....who will score the most goals next season, Main or JET?

JET oooooooo

Main always looked like he’d be better suited to playing rugby league than football. Would be a good scrap between main and JET but I think the jumbo wins by KO in the second or third round.

[blowupsheep]

Here is a good question for anyone....who will score the most goals next season, Main or JET?

That's a good question RJ min.
IF!!!!!!!! we are to believe Glass then Jet has not been brought in to the dons to be our main striker he will be used for particular games.
Main on the other hand is likely to play week in week out for St Midden (barring injury ofcourse)
Main last season scored 2 for Shrewsbury in 11 games, Jet scored 5 for Livi in 24 games. Main has scored the huge amount of 42 goals in his entire senior career, Jet has scored the massive amount of 56.

Over the next season my money is going to be on Main scoring more than Jet, because jet is not going to play every week as we are going to sign a prolific proven goal scorer who scores for fun.

Glass and Cormack over to you

[sonofrgmsdad]

But seriously, since Smurn will be in League cup groups action, I reckon he'll grab one against some wee pub team. If he disna? ... Ach, then we simultaneously nod oor heids and smirk knowingly ... and satisfy oorsels we're well rid (as in, we are well rid of - not that we have been the passive recipients of a good ride! ... I hasten to add! )

A thought running through my mind. If you call St Johnstone, St Perth, then surely by the same token St Mirren should be called St Paisley, better than being called after an actress?

[RED_JOHN]

That's a good question RJ min.
IF!!!!!!!! we are to believe Glass then Jet has not been brought in to the dons to be our main striker he will be used for particular games.
Main on the other hand is likely to play week in week out for St Midden (barring injury ofcourse)
Main last season scored 2 for Shrewsbury in 11 games, Jet scored 5 for Livi in 24 games. Main has scored the huge amount of 42 goals in his entire senior career, Jet has scored the massive amount of 56.

Over the next season my money is going to be on Main scoring more than Jet, because jet is not going to play every week as we are going to sign a prolific proven goal scorer who scores for fun.

Glass and Cormack over to you

I never answered myself...I reckon jumbo JET will do the business next season and out score Main.

[Jupiter]

A thought running through my mind. If you call St Johnstone, St Perth, then surely by the same token St Mirren should be called St Paisley, better than being called after an actress?

According to the internet, Saint Mirren was an Irish monk who founded a religious community in Scotland that indirectly went on to become Paisley Abbey

[donsdaft]

F’uckin christian weirdos

“There’s a mannie in the sky”






When we all know that it’s nae a mannie and she’s in the trees.