Ex-Dons

[InversneckieDob]

Nicky Low nets for the Red Lichties.
A player I always liked, but I felt his physicality I'll behoved the genre of player he was.

[Mason89]

Not long back from the Dumbarton vs Cove Rangers game. Paul Hartley is still a wee w@nk, Megginson is a moaning ****, no sign of Logan or Fyvie. Cadger Jnr came on as sub

Bit surprised to see some of the away support wearing AFC merchandise. Thought the name, strips & general smell of hunnery would’ve put them off.

[donsdaft]

Disgusting

Although I suppose any cove fans having the Dons as their big team is understandable.

Any Dons fan supporting a team in blue and using the word rangers is unthinkable

[Mason89]

Any Dons fan supporting a team in blue and using the word rangers is unthinkable

Agreed. Absolute wrong ‘uns

[nice1simmy]

Agreed. Absolute wrong ‘uns

Any Dons fan supporting Dungbarton is a wrong un too

[Mason89]

Any Dons fan supporting Dungbarton is a wrong un too

Definitely a point worth making at 3.25 in the morning. Thanks

[57vintage]

In the footballing tradition, I tend to add an ‘o’ as a suffix to players’ names. I have refrained from so doing for Jay Emmanuel-Thomas, as “Jetto” is the girniest, whingiest, screeching biped supporting those sub-hun ****s from the inbred fishing village despoiling the south of town clifftops.

Thank **** they left the Highland League after their five-minute tenure.

[nice1simmy]

Definitely a point worth making at 3.25 in the morning. Thanks

Nae problem

[57vintage]

Don Everly, vocal harmony master with brother Phil, until one of them was caught shagging the other’s wife is deid aged 84.

“Say, Don?”

“Yes Phil?”

“How do you call your baby?”

“You mean if I want her REAL bad?”

“No ye ****in gype, you go to bible-thumping class tonight, and I want to see if she’s free for a cuckolding table-ender. Fit’s her number?”.

<Martin 0018 acoustic guitar smashes on Don’s heid>

RIP.

[57vintage]

Pawlett scores for the Inhuman League. No we don’t ****ing want you.

[redscot]

Pawlett scores for the Inhuman League. No we don’t ****ing want you.

And now a red card.

[57vintage]

The BBC summary includes

“St Johnstone 0-1 Dundee Utd - Peter Pawlett pokes himfor visitors before seeing a second yellow for simulation.

Oocha.

[57vintage]

The BBC summary includes

“St Johnstone 0-1 Dundee Utd - Peter Pawlett pokes himfor visitors before seeing a second yellow for simulation.

Oocha.

It’s a misprint. It should read ‘stimulation’ as I am told he was giving a reach-around as he plumbed the depths of the receiver’s Gary Glitter.

My copy of the Laws of the Game is 27 years old. I expect sodomy is defined as a yellow card offence nowadays.

[donsdaft]

My copy of the Laws of the Game is 27 years old. .

Do you still get “ The wee Red Book”?

I stopped buying it when it doubled in size.

I was often first into the pub ( surprise eh?)
So out would come the book and I could check up whether Davey Argo was right after all.

[57vintage]

I dinna ken. It used to piss me off that under ‘Matches To Remember’ the 1945 friendly between the Dead B@stards and Moscow Dynamo was always in it. I found a couple of copies in the ancestral cooncil hoose a few years back, and they’re lying aroon somewhere, although I’m unlikely to look at them.

Davie Argo owes me. I drew his name live on Northsound Sport to score him a weekend in London for the Euro 96 England v Scotland game. Live on the air, I told him I was going to tear it up, for doing me out of a penalty when I was playing for the YCL against Halliburton at Sheddocksley in 1978.