4 words story

[blowupsheep]

Daphne's anal butt plug

[Don Julio]

Or maybe Kris Boyd

[swaddon2]

who looks similar to

[ulladon]

a gangerous,septic,haemorrhoid...

[blowupsheep]

hanging from Daphne's hoop

[swaddon2]

where she plays basketball

[NaeMairNeeps]

for countless commendable causes

[swaddon2]

including that of the

[blowupsheep]

Salvation army marching band

[ulladon]

playing her ****ing huge

[blowupsheep]

stroop shaped brass trombone

[TheDeeDon]

at the BBC Proms

[blowupsheep]

where anything can happen

[ulladon]

And it usually does

[swaddon2]

Like that time when