4 words story

[Jupiter]

Hen Broon because he

[TheDeeDon]

Was performing fellatio on

[swaddon2]

himself, which isn't easy

[TheDeeDon]

unless hung like a

[swaddon2]

mouse sized louse, often

[TheDeeDon]

found around the Dundee

[57vintage]

accountants, golfers, HR managers

[swaddon2]

who are all good

[57vintage]

for sweet fúck all

[swaddon2]

like the Scotland squad

[TheDeeDon]

keeping the tradition alive

[sonofrgmsdad]

Not- quite, not glorious failure

[blowupsheep]

Not quite, not glorious failure

Hey min that's five

[KylishKourni]

said Mr German Dude

Said the German dude

[blowupsheep]

to the Scotland team