4 words story

[TheDeeDon]

and Shinnie sent aff

[RED_JOHN]

for a foul throw

[swaddon2]

Of the dice at

[blowupsheep]

fool Annie's smelly minge

[swaddon2]

But enough about that

[TheDeeDon]

and more of this

[sonofrgmsdad]

Are we talking stuff?

[swaddon2]

Fit dae ye mean

[Jupiter]

How about a new

[blowupsheep]

Stroop for fool Annie

[RED_JOHN]

giving half price deals

[TheDeeDon]

for Anthony Stewart suitors

[NaeMairNeeps]

.... shop-soiled fannies offer ... BOGOF!!

[swaddon2]

Meanwhile, back at Pittodrie

[Jupiter]

which will never be