4 words story

[TheDeeDon]

training the Aberdeen defence

[NaeMairNeeps]

to let balls in

[blowupsheep]

at the back door

[swaddon2]

of the Main Stand

[TheDeeDon]

Selling counterfeit match programmes

[mondo_notion]

Selling counterfeit match programmes

laced with meth amphetamine...

[swaddon2]

to unsuspecting Dons fans

[blowupsheep]

before they shag Daphne

[TheDeeDon]

in the corporate lounge

[swaddon2]

In front of the

[blowupsheep]

infamous football monitoring board

[TheDeeDon]

whilst they interview candidates

[swaddon2]

for the vacant position

[pieandbovrilman]

of a Fanny smeller

[TheDeeDon]

with great coaching credentials