Announcement

**donsdaft** · 23-03-2020, 02:08 PM

Alex Salmond is innocent.

**Aldo1983** · 23-03-2020, 02:57 PM

despite touching women's hair

**redscot** · 23-03-2020, 03:03 PM

using only his c0ck..

**mondo_notion** · 23-03-2020, 03:14 PM

and a tin of...

**redscot** · 23-03-2020, 03:28 PM

afc1903mads super turd polish...

**Aldo1983** · 23-03-2020, 03:28 PM

mixed with McEwans Export

**redscot** · 23-03-2020, 03:38 PM

gives you the sh1ts...

**The_Moog** · 23-03-2020, 03:46 PM

What have I missed?

**Don Julio** · 23-03-2020, 04:02 PM

Said Paul Gascoigne, drunkenly

**RedStarTorphins** · 23-03-2020, 04:22 PM

Before dying painfully, resulting

**Aldo1983** · 23-03-2020, 04:24 PM

In involuntary anal discharge

**mondo_notion** · 23-03-2020, 04:28 PM

released through his nose...

**redscot** · 23-03-2020, 04:34 PM

was some cheesy wotsits...

**The_Moog** · 23-03-2020, 04:43 PM

Chicken & fishing rod

**Aldo1983** · 23-03-2020, 04:49 PM

to help redscot's failure

4 words story