PJMs

[TheDeeDon]

100 years of relegations, runners up medals, handbag dipping & massive lice

A very dilussional fanbase too.

Possibly the most dilussional in Scotland.

[Mason89]

Possibly the most dilussional in Scotland.

Agreed. Fans are total wallopers

[57vintage]

Agreed. Fans are total wallopers

Golfers, podcasters, HR Directors, luvvie journos and broadcasters, and Ricky fûcking Ross. A safe option for the middle classes. Utter wânkers.

[listener1903]

The f*uckers are 100 years old today.

That's weird cos they were actually formed in 1909 as Dundee Hibernian.

Maybe they're trying to forget the glory years of Second Division and Eastern League mediocrity.

Or that, after leading a call for the restart of Division 2 after WW1 and the introduction of automatic promotion/relegation to be introduced in 1921/22, they then filled one of those spots in Div 2, ending up in the Alliance League.

And almost going bust ... hence the rejig as United.

[swaddon2]

The one good thing about them being top of the league is that they can easily f*ck it up from here and finish second, which is the very ethos of the club.

[swaddon2]

Sadly, they won't be adding a Diddy Cup runners-up title to their honours list this season, having been thumped 4-2 by League One Falkirk last night.

[NaeMairNeeps]

Haha .. best news Ah've heard since the postie delivered a big box o' ma band's new single aroon dennertime .... icin' on the fkn cakehole

[swaddon2]

Even though we're shyte just now, at least we can still have a good laugh at the tangerine tossers.

[57vintage]

Sadly, they won't be adding a Diddy Cup runners-up title to their honours list this season, having been thumped 4-2 by League One Falkirk last night.

Among the Bairns’ scorers was Finn Yeats. On loan from the Dons to Keith last season, and freed to join Falkirk after a successful trial. Brother of current Maroons’ full back Kieran, son of former Maroon Craig, nephew of Turriff United’s gaffer Warren Cummings (once on loan to those Jute fùckpigs), and grandson of Tom Cummings (ex-Sevcove manager).

Good work min Finn min.

[TheDeeDon]

Beat at home today against Raith.

Very, very pleasing.

Hopefully they go on the same kind of run we went on under Goodwin now.

[swaddon2]

I hear Tannadice has been broken into overnight.

Theives looking for valuable silverware left empty-handed.

[Jupiter]

I hear Tannadice has been broken into overnight.

Theives looking for valuable silverware left empty-handed.

I heard they caused a million pounds of improvements.

[swaddon2]

I heard they caused a million pounds of improvements.

I heard they were scared off by mouse-sized lice.

[Don Julio]

I heard they WERE mouse-sized lice.

[NaeMairNeeps]

I heard when they arrived, they found the place had already been robbed! ... Being true PJM fans, the robbers have added 'runners up 2023' to their 'honours' list.