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    Half an hour to go at Clitheroe on Saturday and at 2-0 down Kidsgrove sent on a sub. He was obviously knocking on a bit, well overweight but he could still play and he did look vaguely familiar. I checked his name and it was none other than Matt Rhead, the lard bucket who had given Joey a dog's life in the Cup game against Lincoln about 8/9 years ago. He was clearly tasked with getting Joey sent off and he nearly managed it, several times Joey's red mist was on the verge of descending but he managed to survive with just a Yellow.

    Matt is now assistant player-manager at Kidsgrove, he scored within two minutes of coming on and Kidsgrove equalised not long after. At 41 he's still a bloody handful, I wonder if Joey remembers him.

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    Originally posted by sinkov View Post
    Half an hour to go at Clitheroe on Saturday and at 2-0 down Kidsgrove sent on a sub. He was obviously knocking on a bit, well overweight but he could still play and he did look vaguely familiar. I checked his name and it was none other than Matt Rhead, the lard bucket who had given Joey a dog's life in the Cup game against Lincoln about 8/9 years ago. He was clearly tasked with getting Joey sent off and he nearly managed it, several times Joey's red mist was on the verge of descending but he managed to survive with just a Yellow.

    Matt is now assistant player-manager at Kidsgrove, he scored within two minutes of coming on and Kidsgrove equalised not long after. At 41 he's still a bloody handful, I wonder if Joey remembers him.
    Joey will no doubt be reminiscing while he's led on his bunk bed in HMP Walton. Tw@t.

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    • #3
      Originally posted by The Bedlington Terrier View Post
      Joey will no doubt be reminiscing while he's led on his bunk bed in HMP Walton. Tw@t.
      Takes one to know one.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by sinkov View Post
        Takes one to know one.
        Defending Barton these days is as futile as wasting energy on supporting Trump. Both seem to have the proverbial screw loose.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by sinkov View Post
          Takes one to know one.
          Just realised you thought I was referring to you and not Barton. Don't be daft mon ami, Barton is a grade "A" arsehole, you are just another deluded right wing whack job.

          Has he bombed Cuba yet?

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          • #6
            Originally posted by The Bedlington Terrier View Post
            Just realised you thought I was referring to you and not Barton. Don't be daft mon ami, Barton is a grade "A" arsehole, you are just another deluded right wing whack job.

            Has he bombed Cuba yet?
            All in good time mon ami, when God is looking after you there's no hurry to get things done.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by sinkov View Post
              All in good time mon ami, when God is looking after you there's no hurry to get things done.
              He staged another shooting to convince his looney tune followers he really is the Second Coming.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by The Bedlington Terrier View Post
                He staged another shooting to convince his looney tune followers he really is the Second Coming.
                Loony Tunes is very apt mon ami, were all three assassination attempts staged or just this one ? Was Charlie Kirk really shot, or was it a hologram ? Were the moon landings faked ? Were the CIA behind the shooting of JFK, or was that faked as well ? Why will no one admit to seeing the controlled explosions that brought down the Twin Towers ?

                I think we should be told.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by sinkov View Post
                  Loony Tunes is very apt mon ami, were all three assassination attempts staged or just this one ? Was Charlie Kirk really shot, or was it a hologram ? Were the moon landings faked ? Were the CIA behind the shooting of JFK, or was that faked as well ? Why will no one admit to seeing the controlled explosions that brought down the Twin Towers ?

                  I think we should be told.
                  I was specifically referring to the latest farce. Brian Rix could not make this $hit up.

                  Has he bombed anywhere yet today?

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by The Bedlington Terrier View Post
                    I was specifically referring to the latest farce. Brian Rix could not make this $hit up.

                    Has he bombed anywhere yet today?
                    I told you weeks ago that he would NOT, despite the threats, be bombing Iranian Power Stations. Correct me if I was right.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by sinkov View Post
                      I told you weeks ago that he would NOT, despite the threats, be bombing Iranian Power Stations. Correct me if I was right.
                      TACO is scared $hitless of the fallout, he can't even stand up to a cancer ridden old royalist who is in America to thank them for taking the whole pfhucking mess off our hands.

                      Has he bombed Canada yet?

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by The Bedlington Terrier View Post
                        TACO is scared $hitless of the fallout, he can't even stand up to a cancer ridden old royalist who is in America to thank them for taking the whole pfhucking mess off our hands.

                        Has he bombed Canada yet?
                        A fine example of the utility of having a monarchy. Our halfwit politicians destroy our cordial relationship with the world's largest economic and military superpower, our King nips over and all is sweetness and light again within 48 hours.

                        That's what we pay him for, God bless King Charles.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by sinkov View Post
                          A fine example of the utility of having a monarchy. Our halfwit politicians destroy our cordial relationship with the world's largest economic and military superpower, our King nips over and all is sweetness and light again within 48 hours.

                          That's what we pay him for, God bless King Charles.
                          👍

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by sinkov View Post
                            A fine example of the utility of having a monarchy. Our halfwit politicians destroy our cordial relationship with the world's largest economic and military superpower, our King nips over and all is sweetness and light again within 48 hours.

                            That's what we pay him for, God bless King Charles.
                            The Royal Family were also rather fond of Hitler's military power but that eventually went tits up too sinkov.

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