New Farage thread

[Geoff Parkstone]

Just somewhere else to slag Farage off. No specific reason needed, just go for it.

I'm pretty sure he invited sheep to urinate in the drinking water, he definitely has gnawed bark off fruit trees and I'm sure he tipped milk pails over.

He's such a disruptive **** and everyone should be scared - he may break some eggs next

[SithHappens]

I like this,maybe we should call it the unsubstantiated farage rumour thread.

I heard his partner Laure real surname is Lada, but he insisted in her changing it to Ferrari because 1. He doesn't like to be reminded of his Russian links and 2. You normally see a Ferrari in the far right lane.

[Geoff Parkstone]

It's a sort of Far (right) Rage thread in fact.

It's all Farrage's fault that no children were named Nigel in 2022 and only about 5 a year since.

[Andy_Faber]

It's a sort of Far (right) Rage thread in fact.

It's all Farrage's fault that no children were named Nigel in 2022 and only about 5 a year since.

Although worryingly for the Glammons, and a possible sign of future events, more were named Rupert than Keir (or Zak)

[SithHappens]

Why would entrants in beauty contests have such concerns?

[SithHappens]

I would also imagine for the likes of our Nige and Rupert, that Muhammed is the most common name has them positively shaking with anger.

[Andy_Faber]

I would also imagine for the likes of our Nige and Rupert, that Muhammed is the most common name has them positively shaking with anger.

Au contraire I guess they?d just point to it as a failure of diversity

[Geoff Parkstone]

Or border controls

[ramAnag]

I would also imagine for the likes of our Nige and Rupert, that Muhammed is the most common name has them positively shaking with anger.

It is indeed. There were 4661 Muhammads in the last annual count. Although GP and AF can stop shaking with rage as the next nine most common boys’ names, accounting for 29,218 births, have no Muslim (or Liverpool) connection at all.

Of the girls’ names, Olivia, Amelia and Isla were the top three and there were no Muslim names in the top ten.

Not sure what that tells us other than, possibly, Muslims (or LFC fans) lack originality where boys names are concerned and people seem to favour female names ending in the first vowel of the alphabet.
Not sure what the point of this daft thread is either…other than to deflect from the more important issue of Farage’s alleged wrongdoing and allow GP to vent his obvious frustrations.

[Geoff Parkstone]

No rage shaking here, I've known Muhammed to be the most popular boys name for some time now. Mohammed rates 21st. I don't care a jot what (or why) people name their children as they do - although with Noah ranked #2 it's clear religion is still central.

If you don't like the thread don't read or contribute to it - simples. No one's forcing you. It's just intended to bring a little levity to the subject instead of the usual po-faced holier than thou rhetoric favoured by some.

[SithHappens]

Im willing to bet the vast majority who name their boys Noah don't give religion a second thought

[Geoff Parkstone]

Trying to create a framework for the lads future career in the Merchant Navy then?

[SithHappens]

Or working in the kiosk on the pedlos on skeggy beach but making out hes a navy veteran, bit like Farage celebrating massive ***ist and homophobe Rob Kenyons war veterans career when it was little more than paintballing on a Sunday afternoon

[ramAnag]

If you don't like the thread don't read or contribute to it - simples. No one's forcing you.

Oooh, you’ve been angling to say that haven’t you? Anyway…quite right, I won’t, I’ll just stick with the original, thanks.

[Andy_Faber]

Oooh, you?ve been angling to say that haven?t you? Anyway?quite right, I won?t, I?ll just stick with the original, thanks.

lol I bet you?ll be back