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Originally posted by Geoff Parkstone
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Indeed Tricky...hope someone knocks Johnson off his Perch.Originally posted by Trickytreesreds View PostComment
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Don't forget the malign presence of Amber RuddComment
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All these crappie remainers snook off together to carp on about ways to derail what the people voted for and where very koi about it, the leavers on the other hand had a whiff about this and smelt something fishy and thought what they were doing was rather crappie. All in all remainers should be done for pejerryComment
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SNP have the main school of Sturgeon and Salmon. But Blackford puts the Tench in stench.
Hopefully they can trawl enough gobies to vote for them and swim in their own little pond soon.
Mind you with the EU fisheries policy, It's the only NET they'll be seeing.Comment
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[QUOTE=Manofpride;39353707]All these crappie remainers snook off together to carp on about ways to derail what the people voted for and where very koi about it, the leavers on the other hand had a whiff about this and smelt something fishy and thought what they were doing was rather crappie. All in all remainers should be done for pejerry[
I saw a fish today it was dead in a ditchComment
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Did you know that there is a south american fish called a Corbina.
It swims down the left hand side of the river, but when asked whether it wants to remain in the river, for many years it stoically claimed that it did not, and that it wanted to get out of the river, and voted against all those things that the other creatures in the river wanted. Then it found it politically expedient to decide to stay in the river, although it still took every opportunity to snipe at those other creatures who wanted to remain in it. Now it basically cannot make up its mind, perhaps not wanting to be seen as aligned with its mortal enemies who swim on the right, but equally unable to shed its long standing wish to quit the river.
It thus finds itself in no man's land, unable to form a cohesive view, unwilling to alienate some of its friends and only seemingly concerned about ensuring that no-one is going to be in a position to drain the river and kill all the fishies.Comment
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Think you’re floundering a bit there Geoff. The Corbina may be indecisive, but at least it shows some concern for it’s fellow species...as distinct from the Great White Johnson Shark and the ERG Piranhas whose aim seems to be the removal and destruction of anything that gets in their way.Originally posted by Geoff Parkstone View PostDid you know that there is a south american fish called a Corbina.
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It swims down the left hand side of the river, but when asked whether it wants to remain in the river, for many years it stoically claimed that it did not, and that it wanted to get out of the river, and voted against all those things that the other creatures in the river wanted. Then it found it politically expedient to decide to stay in the river, although it still took every opportunity to snipe at those other creatures who wanted to remain in it. Now it basically cannot make up its mind, perhaps not wanting to be seen as aligned with its mortal enemies who swim on the right, but equally unable to shed its long standing wish to quit the river.
It thus finds itself in no man's land, unable to form a cohesive view, unwilling to alienate some of its friends and only seemingly concerned about ensuring that no-one is going to be in a position to drain the river and kill all the fishies.Comment
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The great BoJo shark has put together a cunning plan to remove feeding rights from all but 1% of the fish in the river. It has also developed a devious plan to prevent other fish stopping him and his ilk destroying the river and its flora and fauna. Further it gives no protection to cannibal fish wishing to consume other fish when the intended target turns out to be poisonous.
As for paying for the upkeep of the river, a previous head shark put some £3.5Bn aside "for a rainy day". That money is now worth considerately more but the GBS's oh so cunning plan gives up any and all rights to the intial inlay and the "profit" on that, estimated at around £7.5Bn.
As if that wasn't enough, the shark has also left a proviso that in case of the failure of the Euro and/or severe monetary difficulties he will get the rest of the fish to stump up, up to £30Bn + over the next 30 odd years as and when necessary.
I am off to a restaurant to find one that sells BoJo Shark Fin Soup.Comment
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MA The Bojo shark swims up the far right of the Thames. It had a brother who got so despondent with the garbage spewing from its gills . He decided to leave the shoal altogether He also had a sister but she has nothing to do with him and swims son the centre of the river The Bojo shark has a small shoal of sharks that swim with him where ever he goes But these are sworn to secrecy to never mention the coming reduction in the economy to any of the minnows in the riverOriginally posted by MadAmster View PostComment
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But that Brother has amazingly swum back into the shoal again now he thinks Johnson may be successful, whilst his sister says she disagrees, but judging from her appearance on HIGNFY the other week, is clearly starstruck that her brother is Pm, irrespective of how he got there or how he is behaving and was looking forward to Christmas at Chequers! Hopefully that wish will no longer be possible after 12 Dec, though I fear the election will resolve nothing other than get rid of the worst, most embarrassing and unsubtle liar this country has ever had.Originally posted by mistaram View PostComment
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There was an institute that published "figures" yesterday claiming that leaving with BoJo's deal would see, 10 years down the road, 2% annual growth. Not bad you may think. The report went on to say that remaining would see growth of 5.5% annually 10 years on.....
I'm quite sure another one will be out soon saying gloom with a deal and doom without a deal. Just what is Joe Public supposed to believe?Comment
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