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  • Despite seeds of growth

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    • Word has it that their shares are still a-peeling

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      • all good apple jokes, not sure which is best, think we need a de cider.

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        • Originally posted by SithHappens View Post
          all good apple jokes, not sure which is best, think we need a de cider.
          Rather than pissing up a wall we could compare Cox (hopefully not Orange ones)

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          • Originally posted by Geoff Parkstone View Post
            Rather than pissing up a wall we could compare Cox (hopefully not Orange ones)
            Not a one liner but that reminds me of a funny event from my working career. I used to work for a company called Cox Insurance. We were having a meeting at a company we were looking to buy, sat round their boardroom table and my colleague opens up asking their female owner 'So how much do you know about Cox?'...

            Very hard keeping a straight face..

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            • I used to work with Hiscox Insurance which created similar amusement, but the winner is a current firm of claims adjusters who would win the size challenge, being called WE Cox....

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              • My girlfriend is a tightrope walker.

                We met on line!

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                • A friend keeps saying things like, "Cheer up buddy, things could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."

                  I know he means well!

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                  • She left me because she said I lack basic vocabulary.

                    I'm lost for words!

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                    • MAGA.

                      Make this
                      Asshole
                      Go
                      Away

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                      • Agter much thought I have come to that we are doomed. Completely and utterly as it seems we are reliant on US Intelligence...

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                        • Spoke with my psychiatrist today. I told him I keep thinking about airports. He thinks it's terminal.

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                          • FUMING!!!
                            Just been asked by a group of kids outside Tesco if I would get them 20 Richmond's. Stupidly I did and got them a packet, handed them over and you should have seen the abuse I got off them after it!!

                            Cheeky little so n so’s

                            Told them next time you can get your own sausages!!!!!

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                            • Mrs F told me I recited the
                              Whole of Lord Of The Rings in bed last night. I must have been Tolkien in my sleep

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                              • Lol

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