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I bought myself a lovely first aid kit... thought I'd treat myself!
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I go to the gym nearly every day.
Nearly went Monday!
Nearly went Today!Comment
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He was born for the profession...
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When I was employed as a librarian, a lovely young lady walked into my library and asked for a book on deuble entendres.
So I took her up the rear aisle and gave her one!Comment
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Once upon a time we had an empire and were ruled by an Emperor. Then we became a kingdom ruled by a King.
Now we are a country run by..... Keir Starmer.Comment
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Protein powder is whey overpriced.Comment
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My latest project is a book about all the things I should be doing.
It's my oughtobiography!Comment
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I'm contemplating opening a Chinese and Middle Eastern fusion restaurant and I'll call it "Wok like an Egyptian"Comment
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Sounds a bit like you need to add Bangle-adeshi fusion to the menu as well....Originally posted by MadAmster View PostComment
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For my age, I have a lot going for me. My eyes are going, my knees are going, my back is going and my patience went long ago.Comment
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I was in a Madrid bar and didn’t feel well. The manager said don't worry we have an in house medic. I was surprised as nobody expects the Spanish inn physician!Comment
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A Spanish man knocked on my door and asked me if he could borrow my bathroom scales?
I said, ‘No weigh, Jose!’Comment
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Marriage can be described as being like a pack of cards. In the beginning, all you need is 2 hearts and a diamond. When it goes wrong you wish you had a club and a spade.Comment
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Just a heads up... if I post any fish related puns it will be totally intenchionalComment
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