The funsters

[tHeArAb]

"Fiscally irresponsible" to turn on undersoil heating. Fiscal responsibility is not something ever previously associated with the Fun.

Sporting integrity thrown right out of the window, for the sake of their own finances.

[ROMA84]

if switched on in time the pitch could dry out. Uniteds pitch was often watered before games when the heating was on to stop the pitch drying out too much.

[GUNBOAT]

Once vaunted as the best pitch in the land,
complimented by big cousin's AuldHunStand,
Ground Force and others tried to put on a show,
but the Groundsman fae Atlantis he said NO.

[GUNBOAT]

Is it true their owners are running down the Theatre of (broken) Dreams on purpose?

According to my Dens Park mole the answer to your question is yes,He told me that FPS Scotland have only one avenue left to recover their losses and that is to RENT a new stadium to DFC forever more.In order to achieve this an even more decrepit Dens will help to deceive The Funsters that sharing a stadium with any club who will have them is still more palatable than watching a game in a stadium falling to bits incorporating a pitch not fit for purpose.

Its definitely not word for word but that is the gist of what he said.I really hope that we do not agree to a groundshare for a season or two,not because of any dislike of the Dees its more to do with our pitch will end up worse than theirs is now.

[JamesMcClean]

Where’s ‘Inner Sanctum’? Surely his mate at the bank can enlighten us?

[FTFun]

Where’s ‘Inner Sanctum’? Surely his mate at the bank can enlighten us?

Inner Rectum more like

[GUNBOAT]

"Fiscally irresponsible" to turn on undersoil heating. Fiscal responsibility is not something ever previously associated with the Fun.

Calum its up full.

Angus Cook there's a magnet on the meter and up full.

The Marrs its bring in a completely new pitch on the never never(but dinnie pay it back).

Under the Gellatly regime they never had undersoil heating but a loan from their Glasgow superiors would have sufficed.

Ron Dixon would have opened up Dens to all comers for skating.He once told Jim Duffy the goals were an eyesore and he wanted them removed,FACT.

[GUNBOAT]

https://twitter.com/DundeeFC/status/1615455204958433280?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Eembeddedtimeline%7Ctwterm%5Escreen-name%3ADundeeFC%7Ctwcon%5Es1

Pitch looks a picture in that photo.

[JamesMcClean]

Inner Rectum more like

No, no, Inner Sanctum used to get them wound up in to a Dee-mented frenzy with FACT after FACT.

[stokearab]

The Dens Pitch Disaster Saga (TDPDS) got me thinking about something. Was there not a match back in the 60's that was due to be played at Dens or Tannadice but the ground was unfit so they played it across the road?

Or as Mrs Stoke used to say "you just made that up" 😄

[GUNBOAT]

The Funsters make it 113 years and counting by managing not to score in Paisley in 120 minutes.The cherry on the cake though was also managing to miss every penalty in the shoot out.

[pertharab]

The Funsters make it 113 years and counting by managing not to score in Paisley in 120 minutes.The cherry on the cake though was also managing to miss every penalty in the shoot out.

Widnae be shouting too much about missing all three penalties. Although I've tried right hard to forget we managed to miss all FOUR penalties against St Mirren in the play offs a few years ago.

[Dave63]

Widnae be shouting too much about missing all three penalties. Although I've tried right hard to forget we managed to miss all FOUR penalties against St Mirren in the play offs a few years ago.

Yeah and the Fun laughed at us so let's all laugh at the Fun today

[GUNBOAT]

Widnae be shouting too much about missing all three penalties. Although I've tried right hard to forget we managed to miss all FOUR penalties against St Mirren in the play offs a few years ago.

Yes i remember and the Dees were full of sympathy for us.I also havnie forgotten tangerine coffins and doon specs either.Neither have i forgotten die hard Arab hating Dees willing to buy AS Roma shirts and still wearing them till this day.Just like the elephant i never forget,FACT.

[pertharab]

Yeah and the Fun laughed at us so let's all laugh at the Fun today

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