OT ? Brins Friday night joke thread! You may be offended!

[frogmiller]

A man was admitted into hospital with a plastic horse inserted into his arse.

His condition is said to be stable!

[Ericsladkilnhurst]

Bertie Bassett was admitted into hospital with gonorrhea.
Turned out he had been into allsorts.

[Scum-Triumphant]

My sister and her husband lived next to a load of 5g phone towers and they?re concerned it's gonna affect the health of their children? you know, if they can stop having miscarriages.?

[Brin]

What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend?

He wiped his bum

[Brin]

What?s blue and f.ucks grandmas?

Hypothermia

[Brin]

What?s blue and f.ucks grandmas?

Hypothermia

"I asked my wife if *** is a chore to her. 'Not really,' she replied. 'Chores make me feel satisfied afterwards.'"

[Brin]

I bet my girlfriend oral *** that she couldn’t beat me at arm wrestling. She won, and now she keeps rubbing my nose in it."