Denzel Hall signs in...

[Brin]

Warne had a penchant for big clean living players who are quite obviously athletes. His old sidekick Hamshaw looks the same.
But Diego Maradona was none of these things. But he had sublime skill with the ball. He loves it and it loved him.
We shall have to see how much skill we have signed.

....which reminds of the time of a man waiting on a bone marrow transplant hears there is a donor in Argentina. The operation goes ahead and is successful so the man decides to write to him to thank him.

He starts the letter...'Dear Diego Marrow Donor'........

I'll get mi coat.