O/T Friday neet joke time

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Evenin...

Congratulations to my Wife who reached a new milestone today by setting off the neighbours smoke alarm!

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I've just found out that I've failed the RAF entrance exam.....apparently the bomb bay doors are not an Indian tribute act.

[Spuddy Speight]

Man goes into doctor's office and says, 'Doctor! I have five p e n 1ses!' Doctor says, 'My God, how do your pants fit?' Man says, 'Like a glove!'