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Winter Olympics 2026.
Crotch enhancements. Banned helmets. Qualifying manipulation claims. And alleged Russian hacking.
Claims ski jumpers have been injecting an acid serum into their genitalia to artificially increase the size have been put to the World Anti-Doping Agency.
Why might ski jumpers be injecting an acid serum into their genitalia to artificially increase the size? It's nothing to do with bedroom gymnastics in the Olympic Village.
According to German's Bild news site, claims were put to the World Anti-Doping Agency (WADA) that it's being done to enlarge the skin suit surface area around the crotch to give ski jumpers greater lift - to glide further in the pursuit of gold.
The British Bobsleigh and Skeleton Association has been appealing to overturn a ban on new helmets that were found to have breached the competition rules because of an irregular shape, denying skeleton gold medal contender Matt Weston from wearing it. 🤔
You just can't make it up.
Crotch enhancements. Banned helmets. Qualifying manipulation claims. And alleged Russian hacking.
Claims ski jumpers have been injecting an acid serum into their genitalia to artificially increase the size have been put to the World Anti-Doping Agency.
Why might ski jumpers be injecting an acid serum into their genitalia to artificially increase the size? It's nothing to do with bedroom gymnastics in the Olympic Village.
According to German's Bild news site, claims were put to the World Anti-Doping Agency (WADA) that it's being done to enlarge the skin suit surface area around the crotch to give ski jumpers greater lift - to glide further in the pursuit of gold.
The British Bobsleigh and Skeleton Association has been appealing to overturn a ban on new helmets that were found to have breached the competition rules because of an irregular shape, denying skeleton gold medal contender Matt Weston from wearing it. 🤔
You just can't make it up.