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Been asked to resurrect the Friday Neet Joke thread so I thought I'd throw a quick one on tonight.
A weasel walks into a pub. The Landlord looks astonished to see the weasel.
'Heh I've never served a weasel in my pub before what would you like?'
'Pop' goes the weasel.
I bought a sports car this week the paintwork was a bit dull so I decided to paint it in rainbow colours.
It’s now an MG LGBT GTI
Young lady walks into a cocktail bar & said to the barman
I'd like a double etendre please
So he gave her one
Why do elephants have big ears?
Cos Noddy won't pay the ransom!
A termite walks into a pub and says "where's the bar tender ? "
I'm losing the plodQuote:
Originally Posted by rolymiller
Request number 2. Don't bother 😊Quote:
Originally Posted by Brin