O/T Quick joke

[Brin]

Been asked to resurrect the Friday Neet Joke thread so I thought I'd throw a quick one on tonight.

A weasel walks into a pub. The Landlord looks astonished to see the weasel.

'Heh I've never served a weasel in my pub before what would you like?'

'Pop' goes the weasel.

[Grist_To_The_Mill]

I bought a sports car this week the paintwork was a bit dull so I decided to paint it in rainbow colours.

It’s now an MG LGBT GTI

[Exiletyke]

Young lady walks into a cocktail bar & said to the barman
I'd like a double etendre please

So he gave her one

[rolymiller]

Why do elephants have big ears?

Cos Noddy won't pay the ransom!

[DK_NY]

A termite walks into a pub and says "where's the bar tender ? "

[Pattylallacks2]

Why do elephants have big ears?

Cos Noddy won't pay the ransom!

I'm losing the plod

[caytonmiller]

Been asked to resurrect the Friday Neet Joke thread

Request number 2. Don't bother 😊