Evenin.......a quick one to get us started.....feel free to contribute as the night passes us by.
Why does a witch not wear panties when flying?
Because she wants to get a better grip on the broom.
Evenin.......a quick one to get us started.....feel free to contribute as the night passes us by.
Why does a witch not wear panties when flying?
Because she wants to get a better grip on the broom.
Only just found out that the police actually raided Michael Jackson's home for drugs before he died.
Class A drugs were found in one room
Class B drugs were found in the bathroom and class C were found in his bedroom....:O
What do you call an incestuous nephew?
An aunt-eater.
What do you do with a year’s worth of used condoms?
Melt them into a tyre and call it a goodyear.
What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
One stops sucking when you slap it.
What do you call a man who cries while he masturbates?
A tearjerker.
How do you know if a Chinese person robs your house?
Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, but two hours later, the f.ucker is still trying to back out of your driveway.
What’s the first thing a redneck says after losing her virginity?
Get off of me Dad, you’re crushing my cigarettes.
Why do the Scottish wear kilts?
Because a sheep can hear a zip from like a mile away.
Why did the redneck cross the road?
Because he couldn’t get his dick out of the chicken.