For the duration of this ownership there has been scant enterprise / initiative in terms of money-making schemes.
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For the duration of this ownership there has been scant enterprise / initiative in terms of money-making schemes.
When Gary Lineker was at Tottenham the club could have sold his shit.
So here is my initiative. The club should sell the players' shit. Imagine going up to the counter at the club shop and the sales assistant having the air of a wine dealer.
"What can you recommend in terms of player shit".
"Well sir, at the moment Mellish shit is going well at £5 per kilo. But there's a cheeky little number, with a good 'nose' at £4 per kilo, Tanner shit".
"I wish to have something at a more modest price".
"In that case sir I recommend a kilo of a mixture of the entire squad's shit at £2".
"I'll take a kilo of the squad's shit".
"That is £2 please....... Wait for a few moments sir, I will go to the err.... cellar to get it".
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"Here you are sir. We would be obliged if you would leave the room quickly".