Money-Making Scheme For Carlisle United 1921

[Dick Large]

For the duration of this ownership there has been scant enterprise / initiative in terms of money-making schemes.

[Neil_McDonalds_dick]

When Gary Lineker was at Tottenham the club could have sold his s­hit.
So here is my initiative. The club should sell the players' s­hit. Imagine going up to the counter at the club shop and the sales assistant having the air of a wine dealer.
"What can you recommend in terms of player s­hit".
"Well sir, at the moment Mellish s­hit is going well at £5 per kilo. But there's a cheeky little number, with a good 'nose' at £4 per kilo, Tanner s­hit".
"I wish to have something at a more modest price".
"In that case sir I recommend a kilo of a mixture of the entire squad's s­hit at £2".
"I'll take a kilo of the squad's s­hit".
"That is £2 please....... Wait for a few moments sir, I will go to the err.... cellar to get it".
.....
"Here you are sir. We would be obliged if you would leave the room quickly".

[howoldboy]

When Gary Lineker was at Tottenham the club could have sold his s*hit.
So here is my initiative. The club should sell the players' s*hit. Imagine going up to the counter at the club shop and the sales assistant having the air of a wine dealer.
"What can you recommend in terms of player s*hit".
"Well sir, at the moment Mellish s*hit is going well at £5 per kilo. But there's a cheeky little number, with a good 'nose' at £4 per kilo, Tanner s*hit".
"I wish to have something at a more modest price".
"In that case sir I recommend a kilo of a mixture of the entire squad's s*hit at £2".
"I'll take a kilo of the squad's s*hit".
"That is £2 please....... Wait for a few moments sir, I will go to the err.... cellar to get it".
.....
"Here you are sir. We would be obliged if you would leave the room quickly".

Are you taking the piss?