Results 1 to 3 of 3

Thread: Money-Making Scheme For Carlisle United 1921

  1. #1

    Money-Making Scheme For Carlisle United 1921

    For the duration of this ownership there has been scant enterprise / initiative in terms of money-making schemes.
    Last edited by Dick Large; 27-11-2020 at 02:55 PM.

  2. #2
    When Gary Lineker was at Tottenham the club could have sold his s­hit.
    So here is my initiative. The club should sell the players' s­hit. Imagine going up to the counter at the club shop and the sales assistant having the air of a wine dealer.
    "What can you recommend in terms of player s­hit".
    "Well sir, at the moment Mellish s­hit is going well at 5 per kilo. But there's a cheeky little number, with a good 'nose' at 4 per kilo, Tanner s­hit".
    "I wish to have something at a more modest price".
    "In that case sir I recommend a kilo of a mixture of the entire squad's s­hit at 2".
    "I'll take a kilo of the squad's s­hit".
    "That is 2 please....... Wait for a few moments sir, I will go to the err.... cellar to get it".
    .....
    "Here you are sir. We would be obliged if you would leave the room quickly".
    Last edited by Neil_McDonalds_dick; 27-11-2020 at 03:15 PM.

  3. #3
    Join Date
    Aug 2003
    Posts
    1,326
    Quote Originally Posted by Neil_McDonalds_dick View Post
    When Gary Lineker was at Tottenham the club could have sold his s*hit.
    So here is my initiative. The club should sell the players' s*hit. Imagine going up to the counter at the club shop and the sales assistant having the air of a wine dealer.
    "What can you recommend in terms of player s*hit".
    "Well sir, at the moment Mellish s*hit is going well at 5 per kilo. But there's a cheeky little number, with a good 'nose' at 4 per kilo, Tanner s*hit".
    "I wish to have something at a more modest price".
    "In that case sir I recommend a kilo of a mixture of the entire squad's s*hit at 2".
    "I'll take a kilo of the squad's s*hit".
    "That is 2 please....... Wait for a few moments sir, I will go to the err.... cellar to get it".
    .....
    "Here you are sir. We would be obliged if you would leave the room quickly".
    Are you taking the piss?

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •