I am fully expecting a further legal paper issued on United. To relegate us to div1 and swap with thistle. Hearts will also demand shankland for free as compo for having to relegate us and will demand we abandon the Jim statue and in place have one of the budgie smuggler herself. Our season ticket money will be transferred to tynecastle and all gate receipts for next season (especially forfar, montrose and peterhead games), Robbie is allowed to pump Ogrens wife and must contribute to hearts foundation monthly. This is the logical next steps to the season chaps.

