'er indoors said she wanted a locket for Valentine's Day. I've pushed the boat out and bought her a whole packet...
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'er indoors said she wanted a locket for Valentine's Day. I've pushed the boat out and bought her a whole packet...
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Originally Posted by Ram Pant
I'm starting up a new business renting out hunting dogs. It's called "we lease the hounds"
My new diet advises that I eat mostly whole foods.
So, I'm eating whole pizzas, whole cakes, whole tubs of ice cream!
I recently made a cap out of bread, since when I've lost weight. I'm on the loaf hat diet.
Just booked a cruise with a company called "One". I love One Liners...
What’s the difference between an illegal immigrant and a suicide bomber ?
\one only wants to **** 72 virgins and the other wants to **** the country
Prince Andrew converted to Islam yesterday - police have dropped all charges
The Royal Family have announced their sadness at the demise of Andrew in a car crash next Wednesday
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Originally Posted by Ram Pant