... and maybe the odd two liner. Let's see who comes up with the best and the worst.
I have just farted so long and loud my voice recognition software wrote a Daily Mail news column?
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21-07-2024, 08:24 AM #1
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21-07-2024, 08:49 AM #2
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Sadiq Khan blamed today blamed an earthquake was responsible in Tower Hamlets, after a bunk bed collapsed killing 37 Bangladeshi's
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16-12-2025, 10:43 PM #3
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This doesn't make sense apart from being about as tasteless as is to be expected from a **** like you.
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21-07-2024, 08:53 AM #4
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There’s 50% off lamb in Morrisons butchers today. That's sheep at half the price!
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21-07-2024, 11:06 AM #5
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I'm a part time gynecologist. I was going to fully retire, but I like to keep my hand in now and again.
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21-07-2024, 11:30 AM #6
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TTR a part time gynaecologist and recently painted the hallway through the letter box.
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21-07-2024, 11:03 AM #7
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I regret rubbing Tomato ketchup into my eyes. But that's Heinz sight for you
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21-07-2024, 11:48 AM #8
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When I screamed at the gynecologist, it was just an ovary action.
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21-07-2024, 11:51 AM #9
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I suppose lesbian *** is a bit like cricket, in that it goes on forever and there’s a lot of men watching it at home, alone, on the internet
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21-07-2024, 05:53 PM #10
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side
Why did the pervert cross the road?
He was stuck in the chicken
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