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I think I'd give up on football rather than wanting either of the cheeks to win.
No f ucks given by me when they play each other.
My pal Eric was on holiday in Spain. He and the lovely Lorna (no pics, sorry) were in a restaurant one evening when a man at a nearby table clocked the Angus accent and engaged Eric in conversation, which soon turned to fitba.
“You a fitbaw* fan then, big man?” enquired the new acquaintance. *weedgie speak��
“Aye,” quoth Eric, “I try not to miss a game”.
“Who’s your team then?”
“Forfar Athletic”.
“Aye, but who do you really support?”
“Forfar Athletic”.
“Aye, but y’know, big man, when the Old Firm**, y’know, us and thaim ur playin, who do you support?” **pre-2012, I erred in leaving that employer in 2006
“I don’t give a fuuck, I support Forfar Athletic.”
Fuuck them both. The Tims a fanny hair less offensive, but it’s like being asked to choose between licking oot Bella Emberg or being fed Daphne Broon’s fanny batter. Enjoy yer tea.