My grandad survived a mustard gas and pepper spray attack. He's a seasoned veteran now.
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My grandad survived a mustard gas and pepper spray attack. He's a seasoned veteran now.
A friend of mine recently had a neck brace fitted. He's never looked back since...
the man who invented knock - knock jokes, got a no bell prize for it.
I was injured when a massive vat of tonic water burst at the factory where I was working
I was Schwepped away.
I used to be an archaeologist and wasn't very good at it.
I soon realised that, my career was in ruins!
On the train back to Birmingham on Sunday, a woman sat opposite said to me that, every time I smile she gets the urge to invite me back to hers. I asked if she was single. Turns out she's a dentist.
The young couple next to me have recently made a *** tape.
Obviously, they don't know that yet.
I used to go out with a parachutist with IBS.
But she shat on me from a great height.
A bit short on readies at the moment so I won't be buying any apples for Halloween this year.
That should save a bob or two.
What's the difference between 'Oooh!' and 'Aaah!'?
About three inches.