Animal Rights

[oldcolner]

As part of the increasingly woke culture it has been decided that words or phrases that might offend animals should be banned in future.

An Animal Rights and Lefts convention met and is looking for suggestions for any potentially offensive phrases that might have ever just possibly upset any animal

So far we have the following that will go to the Animal Council for the Discrimination Code AC/DC

Rat arsed
Dogs life
Fat or stupid cow
Silly ass
Hot dog
Cat burglar
Fat cat
Loan shark
You’re Chicken
Pig headed
One trick pony
Cold turkey
Bald as a coot.
Mad as a March hare

An Animal Discrimination Act May also be required.
The following also discriminate unfairly

How now brown cow
Black sheep
White elephant

Cricketers must not be out for a duck
GOATs May be allowed

Nitpickers believe Nits as insects cannot be offended, but more research is needed into that and into whether fish face is offensive.

Off to a dark room to take my tablets

[alfinyalcabo]

Muffin the Mule .

[The Bedlington Terrier]

I'm as sick as a parrot with the woke brigade.

You might think you are joking OC, but anything can happen with the PC Brigade, they really are birds of a feather.

[alfinyalcabo]

Suck my cock.

[oldcolner]

Alf behave!
You’re a black sheep!
Oh that’s another. A sheep of colour??

[Supersub6]

Alf behave!
You’re a black sheep!
Oh that’s another. A sheep of colour??

Nope ---you can't use the suggested alternative either OC ---ask Mister Clarke ----just shear the sheep and you can call it a bald sheep, although that would probably have to be expresses as a folically challenged beast which was formerly called 'sheep'

[oldcolner]

Nope ---you can't use the suggested alternative either OC ---ask Mister Clarke ----just shear the sheep and you can call it a bald sheep, although that would probably have to be expresses as a folically challenged beast which was formerly called 'sheep'

Lol Cheeky Monkey

I’d be locked up I’m so un PC. After starting this thread I probably will be anyway.

Of course All animals are equal, but some are more equal than others.

Does pecking order put hens in front? Stop cock!

[Supersub6]

Lol Cheeky Monkey

I’d be locked up I’m so un PC. After starting this thread I probably will be anyway.

Of course All animals are equal, but some are more equal than others.

Does pecking order put hens in front? Stop cock!

I would be joining you in the un PC Suite---I hear that, after today's news, there is a vacancy in Frankland Jail

[oldcolner]

I would be joining you in the un PC Suite---I hear that, after today's news, there is a vacancy in Frankland Jail

That’s a ripper. Hope we wouldn’t merit a stay in his place though. Amazing he was arrested 8 times! Lived not far from him in Bradford at the time

[Supersub6]

That’s a ripper. Hope we wouldn’t merit a stay in his place though. Amazing he was arrested 8 times! Lived not far from him in Bradford at the time

Three north east lads in the RAF Band I was in at the time were interviewed because of the bogus tape. One of them said that the bloke talking was from Sunderland (he was correct).
After I left the RAF I went working for a chap to expand his book selling business and he told me that he too had been interviewed because he travelled a lot and had been seen in that area several times.
That bogus tape cost a few more lives in the end --so sad.