As part of the increasingly woke culture it has been decided that words or phrases that might offend animals should be banned in future.

An Animal Rights and Lefts convention met and is looking for suggestions for any potentially offensive phrases that might have ever just possibly upset any animal

So far we have the following that will go to the Animal Council for the Discrimination Code AC/DC

Rat arsed
Dogs life
Fat or stupid cow
Silly ass
Hot dog
Cat burglar
Fat cat
Loan shark
You’re Chicken
Pig headed
One trick pony
Cold turkey
Bald as a coot.
Mad as a March hare

An Animal Discrimination Act May also be required.
The following also discriminate unfairly

How now brown cow
Black sheep
White elephant

Cricketers must not be out for a duck
GOATs May be allowed

Nitpickers believe Nits as insects cannot be offended, but more research is needed into that and into whether fish face is offensive.

Off to a dark room to take my tablets