in a darkened back room

[Zippity]

of a dingy Cheshire pub, Steve Agnew knocks tentatively on a closed door,

'Er, Boss...that bloke who got Bournemouth relegated, he's only gone and....'

'SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UP..i know, alright, I KNOW!'

*sounds of diarrhoea quacking and splattering the cracked, stained porcelain bowl

Ok, Boss, I'll leave you to it.

Agnew turns and leaves.

The sound of a lightbulb popping, a muffled curse from inside the toilet, followed by the unmistakable sound of an empty toilet roll holder spinning, mocking the fingers desperately scrabbling for any last scrap.

'Steve, there's no bog roll...Steve, STEVE!!!....

[GBruno]

Hahaha pure class!!

[toptoon]

Lol - I thought about Bruce tonight coz that Leicester performance was classic him. Try nothing for 80 minutes and then try to snatch a win/draw at the death. Horrible football to watch.

[toonozandy]

Good stuff Zippity! Leicester are heading back to the abyss

[18nufc92]

I’m sure this forum didn’t used to have a diarrhoea fetish when i was a regular poster…

[toonozandy]

i’m sure this forum didn’t used to have a diarrhoea fetish when i was a regular poster…

[Zippity]

🤣🤣 It's definitely Andy's fault.

[Ragatino]

of a dingy Cheshire pub, Steve Agnew knocks tentatively on a closed door,

'Er, Boss...that bloke who got Bournemouth relegated, he's only gone and....'

'SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UP..i know, alright, I KNOW!'

*sounds of diarrhoea quacking and splattering the cracked, stained porcelain bowl

Ok, Boss, I'll leave you to it.

Agnew turns and leaves.

The sound of a lightbulb popping, a muffled curse from inside the toilet, followed by the unmistakable sound of an empty toilet roll holder spinning, mocking the fingers desperately scrabbling for any last scrap.

'Steve, there's no bog roll...Steve, STEVE!!!....

Should be writing for the Viz!

Top notch!

[Ragatino]

Lol - I thought about Bruce tonight coz that Leicester performance was classic him. Try nothing for 80 minutes and then try to snatch a win/draw at the death. Horrible football to watch.

I was saying the same, Leicester played total Cabbage Ball!

[Ragatino]

You are the Scat-man Andy and you've polluted this board with your bowel obsessions! haha