Explanation

[1959_60]

It was a dark night and I decided to take a short cut home through the fields.
A sudden gust of wind blew all my clothes off.
I then slid on a cow pat, stumbled and fell, and part of my body entered the sheep.
This is the point at which the photograph, which you have all seen, was taken.

I have nothing further to say about the matter, and I trust that you will allow me and my family the necessary privacy at this difficult time for us.

[oldcolner]

It was a dark night and I decided to take a short cut home through the fields.
A sudden gust of wind blew all my clothes off.
I then slid on a cow pat, stumbled and fell, and part of my body entered the sheep.
This is the point at which the photograph, which you have all seen, was taken.

I have nothing further to say about the matter, and I trust that you will allow me and my family the necessary privacy at this difficult time for us.

Sounds more like a confession. Baaa humbug, lol where’s the pics?
Be careful hoovering in the nude, it may jump on your appendage and give you a good sucking. This is not safe as people have been admitted to A&E with such claims, sadly the appendage was never quite the same.

[1959_60]

Is my memory correct, or was a person from Blackburn taken to A&E a few years ago after having s e x with a snowman?

[oldcolner]

Is my memory correct, or was a person from Blackburn taken to A&E a few years ago after having s e x with a snowman?

I remember stories of horses being routine at one time, but that must be a first if true.

[outwoodclaret]

It was a dark night and I decided to take a short cut home through the fields.
A sudden gust of wind blew all my clothes off.
I then slid on a cow pat, stumbled and fell, and part of my body entered the sheep.
This is the point at which the photograph, which you have all seen, was taken.

I have nothing further to say about the matter, and I trust that you will allow me and my family the necessary privacy at this difficult time for us.

Sorry to intrude but the sheep caught my interest. Was her name Flossie by any chance?

[The Bedlington Terrier]

Sorry to intrude but the sheep caught my interest. Was her name Flossie by any chance?

Lol!

[Supersub6]

My missus worked in our local A&E for just over 10 years and she saw lots of things which really do defy explanation, whether it was body piercing, milk bottles, vacuum cleaners, animals ---the mind boggles.

[oldcolner]

My missus worked in our local A&E for just over 10 years and she saw lots of things which really do defy explanation, whether it was body piercing, milk bottles, vacuum cleaners, animals ---the mind boggles.

I had a very sheltered upbringing in Colne Super.

[The Bedlington Terrier]

It was a dark night and I decided to take a short cut home through the fields.
A sudden gust of wind blew all my clothes off.
I then slid on a cow pat, stumbled and fell, and part of my body entered the sheep.
This is the point at which the photograph, which you have all seen, was taken.

I have nothing further to say about the matter, and I trust that you will allow me and my family the necessary privacy at this difficult time for us.

Never knew you hailed from Shadsworth 59er...

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[Altobelli]

How is he going to get the car into A & E if he gets stuck ?