After RUFC's new initiative to hear the voice of the fans via the new suggestion box, the Twitter account have published a statistical list of the points raised so far:

* 2430 suggestions for 'tomato sausage rolls and pork pies' with a 2420 stressing that the pork pie jelly must be 'f*cking boiling'

* 2242 demands for the half time entertainment to stop being five year olds thrusting their bare midriffs to Rihanna songs.

*1999 requests for the half time entertainment to be similar to the Palace cheerleaders.

*1222 questions about what the green light means at the turnstiles on match day.

*1222 suggestions for man-managed turnstiles to return.

*287 requests not to play Newcastle away on a Tuesday night.

*42 pleas for the safe return of Derbyshire, Broadfoot, Kelly and Wood from their kidnappers.

*30 suggestions that the official twitter account reports what is actually happening on match day and not propaganda saying we're outplaying the opposition before going 4-0 down.

*15 suggestions for a different suggestions box that doesn't go straight to a fax machine positioned above a skip.

*12 suggestions for somebody to tell us what else Nicky Eaden was doing for three months besides patiently waiting for the coffee machine.

* 5 requests for the manager to have a smaller nose.

*4 confessions to the bus station fire.

*2 suggestions for flat lager at half time.

*1 request from Mattthemiller157.

OfficialRUFC say they will keep people updated.