Suggestion Box

[Mandy_Turnerhead]

After RUFC's new initiative to hear the voice of the fans via the new suggestion box, the Twitter account have published a statistical list of the points raised so far:

* 2430 suggestions for 'tomato sausage rolls and pork pies' with a 2420 stressing that the pork pie jelly must be 'f*cking boiling'

* 2242 demands for the half time entertainment to stop being five year olds thrusting their bare midriffs to Rihanna songs.

*1999 requests for the half time entertainment to be similar to the Palace cheerleaders.

*1222 questions about what the green light means at the turnstiles on match day.

*1222 suggestions for man-managed turnstiles to return.

*287 requests not to play Newcastle away on a Tuesday night.

*42 pleas for the safe return of Derbyshire, Broadfoot, Kelly and Wood from their kidnappers.

*30 suggestions that the official twitter account reports what is actually happening on match day and not propaganda saying we're outplaying the opposition before going 4-0 down.

*15 suggestions for a different suggestions box that doesn't go straight to a fax machine positioned above a skip.

*12 suggestions for somebody to tell us what else Nicky Eaden was doing for three months besides patiently waiting for the coffee machine.

* 5 requests for the manager to have a smaller nose.

*4 confessions to the bus station fire.

*2 suggestions for flat lager at half time.

*1 request from Mattthemiller157.

OfficialRUFC say they will keep people updated.

[parkgatewelfare]

At last, wit and humour return to the Forum. I hope this post inspires others to give it a go.

[villamiller]

After RUFC's new initiative to hear the voice of the fans via the new suggestion box, the Twitter account have published a statistical list of the points raised so far:

* 2430 suggestions for 'tomato sausage rolls and pork pies' with a 2420 stressing that the pork pie jelly must be 'f*cking boiling'

* 2242 demands for the half time entertainment to stop being five year olds thrusting their bare midriffs to Rihanna songs.

*1999 requests for the half time entertainment to be similar to the Palace cheerleaders.

*1222 questions about what the green light means at the turnstiles on match day.

*1222 suggestions for man-managed turnstiles to return.

*287 requests not to play Newcastle away on a Tuesday night.

*42 pleas for the safe return of Derbyshire, Broadfoot, Kelly and Wood from their kidnappers.

*30 suggestions that the official twitter account reports what is actually happening on match day and not propaganda saying we're outplaying the opposition before going 4-0 down.

*15 suggestions for a different suggestions box that doesn't go straight to a fax machine positioned above a skip.

*12 suggestions for somebody to tell us what else Nicky Eaden was doing for three months besides patiently waiting for the coffee machine.

* 5 requests for the manager to have a smaller nose.

*4 confessions to the bus station fire.

*2 suggestions for flat lager at half time.

*1 request from Mattthemiller157.

OfficialRUFC say they will keep people updated.

Like that ,have you got many euro swaps yet ???

[Casper64Frank]

I don't usually do favourites but if I did the last one would be top of my list.
OfficialRUFC say they will keep people updated. Lol.

[gm_gm]

I don't usually do favourites but if I did the last one would be top of my list.
OfficialRUFC say they will keep people updated. Lol.

Nicky Eden was offered a position with the club as "fax machine operator" but turned it down, saying that the three week intensive training course was offputting