>> *Men* *vs* *Women
>>
>>
>> *A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and*
>>
>> *buy a carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6.*
>>
>> *A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.*
>>
>> *The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"*
>>
>> *He replied, "They had avocados."*
>>
>> *If you're a woman, I'm sure you're going back to read it again. Men will
>> get it the first time.*
>>
>>
>>
>> *Water in the carburettor*
>>
>> *WIFE: "There is trouble with the car. It has water in the carburettor."*
>>
>> *HUSBAND: "Water in the carburettor? That's ridiculous "*
>>
>> *WIFE: "I tell you the car has water in the carburettor."*
>>
>> *HUSBAND: "You don't even know what a carburettor is. I'll check it out.
>> Where's the car?*
>>
>> *WIFE: "In the river"*
>>
>>
>>
>> *This is a frightening* *statistic !*
>>
>> *25% of the women in this country are on medication for mental illness.*
>>
>> *That's scary. It means 75% are running around untreated.*
>>
>>
>> *He must pay !*
>>
>> *Husband and wife had a tiff. Wife called up her Mum and said, "He fought
>> with me again, I am coming to live with you."*
>>
>> *Mum said, "No darling, he must pay for his mistake. I am coming to live
>> with you.*
>>
>>
>>
>> *Today’s Short Reading From the Bible…*
>>
>> *From Genesis: "And God promised men that good and obedient wives would be
>> found in all corners of the earth."*
>>
>> *Then He made the earth round...and He laughed and laughed and laughed!*


>>>>> After the accident, late in the night, he finally regained consciousness.
>>>>> He opened his eyes. He was in the hospital, in terrible pain.
>>>>> He found himself in the ICU with tubes in his mouth, needles and IV drips in both arms,
>>>>> a breathing mask on his face, wires monitoring every function, and a nurse hovering over him.
>>>>> He realized that he was obviously in a life-threatening situation.
>>>>> The nurse was kind and attractive. She gave him a serious, deep look, straight into his eyes, then spoke to him slowly
>>>>> and clearly, enunciating each word and syllable, "You may not feel anything from the waist down."
>>>>> Somehow he managed to mumble in reply, "Can I feel your breasts then?"
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> AND THAT, MY FRIEND, IS “A POSITIVE ATTITUDE"
>>>>