Trawling through tonight's football scores (as you do when there is no ELK quiz to partake in) and for once managing to scroll down on the BBC website and not see Scottish Cup and Women's Super League results prioritised above English Leagues (a PC move if ever there was one) I came across Voltigeurs de Châteaubriant losing in the French Cup.

Looking it up, Voltigeurs are French skirmish soldiers from the time of Napoleon and as foodies will know Châteaubriand is a top notch fillet steak. Surely this team is made in heaven for Crash to support with his military and gastronomic connections?

What's your favourite/funny foreign team name(s)?