What a pile of s h I t apart from the brilliant Alicia Keys.

Rod Stewart and Duran Duran were utter rubbish.

They deserved to be slaughtered for dishing that c r a p up.

Too much “diversity” s h y t e as well, like the overuse of fat black women during “Girls On Film” instead of the nubile tarts used in the original video.

Do it properly or leave stuff like this alone.

I wanted to see slags in almost nothing writhing in ice cream not 17 stone heffers dressed in Milletts tents.

Utter rubbish, a waste of public money for this event.