O/T Friday neet joke time (adult content) if easily offended go on Owls Mad

[Brin]

What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?

A guy will actually search for a golf ball….






What’s the difference between a tyre and 365 used condoms?

One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year….

[Brin]

One for Donald Trump………. How do you keep Mexicans from stealing?



Put everthing on the top shelf….

[Brin]

What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

You can unscrew a lightbulb…..



What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

Lick-a-lotta-puss…



What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit?


A zit will wait until you’re twelve before it comes on your face….

[Yak]

How can you tell which is the head nurse?

The one with dirty knees

[Brin]

“A panda walks into a bar. He asks the bartender how he can get a little action for the night. The bartender motions to a young woman.

She talks to the panda, and they go back to her place. After having ***, the panda abruptly leaves. The next night, the woman goes to the panda's house. "You owe me money," she says. "For what?" The woman rolls her eyes and explains, "I'm a prostitute." The panda pulls out a dictionary and looks it up: "Prostitute: Has *** for money."

The panda says, "I don't have to pay you. I'm a panda. Look it up." She is about to protest when the panda hands her the dictionary. The woman looks up "panda" in the dictionary, and it reads, "Panda: Eats bush and leaves.”

[Yak]

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest?

A Rabbi cuts em off a Priest sucks em off.

[Brin]

Jim and Lena were driving around the countryside when they ran over a skunk...

"We better take the skunk to the vet, Lena…

Just put the skunk between your legs to keep it warm."

"But, Jim, what about the smell?" "Don't worry, Lena. The skunk will get used to it."