How does this person keep a job as a journalist, given the standard of his output?
Here's today's example
What are we supposed to make of: "Asked for an assessment on his own contribution this season,
Thomas said he would stand blame the instability in the dugout which has seen Kevin Nolan and Harry Kewell lose their jobs as Notts managers already this season."
Or let's play Spot The Missing Word: "Earlier this week, midfielder Tom Crawford revealed how the former AFC Wimbledon is loved in the dressing room for his down to earth character."
It's bad enough that he can't find anything better than the same old claptrap, week in, week out, but then he apparently can't even be bothered to review a 500-word article before it goes to print.