Club shop robbery?

[1955pie]

My mate over there has just informed me that 40 shirts @1880 pahnds have been nicked from the shop.?

As long as they don’t steal the big screen out of The Nest.

[lunaspie]

Or told him to zip it.

He zigged when he should have zagged ! Oy !

[ThaiPie]

A man failed to turn up in court yesterday charged with stealing from the club shop.
Police have issued a description of Matthew Duffield , 46 from Sherwood.
Black and white shirt, Black shorts and Black Socks and a rather stylish beanie hat.

[SwalePie]

A man failed to turn up in court yesterday charged with stealing from the club shop.
Police have issued a description of Matthew Duffield , 46 from Sherwood.
Black and white shirt, Black shorts and Black Socks and a rather stylish beanie hat.

[upthemaggies]

A man failed to turn up in court yesterday charged with stealing from the club shop.
Police have issued a description of Matthew Duffield , 46 from Sherwood.
Black and white shirt, Black shorts and Black Socks and a rather stylish beanie hat.

Stole £1,400 worth of kit from Notts.
Looks like he's the same Matthew Duffield of the same age who's been in trouble earlier this year for other acts of stealing from 12 different stores.

[lunaspie]

A man failed to turn up in court yesterday charged with stealing from the club shop.
Police have issued a description of Matthew Duffield , 46 from Sherwood.
Black and white shirt, Black shorts and Black Socks and a rather stylish beanie hat.

Now that he's on the run he's wearing the away strip.

[tied_up_in_notts]

I wonder if they've got the name wrong and it's actually Lawrie Dudfield

[lunaspie]

I wonder if they've got the name wrong and it's actually Lawrie Dudfield

He stole a wage,not a shirt.

[ThePieWhoCameIn]

I wonder if they've got the name wrong and it's actually Lawrie Dudfield

The shirts were not stolen, your honour, they just fell off the back of a Lawrie.

[queenslandpie]

When he got caught no doubt he replied with "It's a fair KOP guv".

If I had a coat I would fetch it but this QLD and we don't need coats.