Just read that Jeremy Corbyn is contemplating becoming a vegan. My world has turned upside down, I thought I knew the time of day, how politics worked, so this news has come as a complete shock to the system. I've always taken it for granted that JC would be a vegan, how could a crusty old Notting Hill leftie like him not be, it goes with the territory, but apparently he isn't, not yet anyway.

FFS, they'll be telling me the moon's not made of green cheese next.